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31 F Vancouver, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jan 6
White, Other
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
About me: 
I am weird and sarcastic to a fault. I tend to like things simply because they are weird. I am creative and I have a quite affinity for dinosaurs. I am a problem solver and an organizational genius. I love dance. The "randomizer" button on wikipedia keeps me entertained for longer than I think is sane and I retain an unusual amount of random, currently useless, medical knowledge. I love organic chemistry and I find myself enamored with biochemistry and molecular biology. Highly competitive, even if I have no idea what I'm talking about. I will try nearly anything and I can have fun doing nearly anything. I have very specific opinions about a wide variety of topics. I am more than happy to share them although people tend to take me far too seriously. I have a tendency to be logical to a fault and this is why I enjoy finding things that make me happy that make no sense. For example, I don't like pineapple, though I can't avoid smiling when I am holding one. It makes me want to skip, I don't know why and I am okay with that.

Also, I have always wanted to be a mermaid; at any given moment I'd rather be laying on my back in the grass on a warm, sunny day drawing comparisons between the vastness and perfection of the universe with the perfection of the millions of molecular geniuses present in all living species; and, I think breeding pigmy sized yaks (ethical implications aside) would be awesome and beneficial for rural farms in cold climates.

I feel like those above three statements describe me in a nut shell. ...but how did I get into this nut shell? What kind of nut has this sort of shell? 

What I'm looking for:

Honestly, I want to be swept off my feet. I want someone who will bring something new and original to the table and someone to challenge me, both intellectually AND physically. Someone who believes he could improve as a human being just as much as everyone else. Someone who isn't afraid to speak their mind or laugh at their faults. A free thinker, soul awakener, body mover. Seriously, make me laugh, make me dance, keep me on my toes. I really just want to enjoy life and someone to enjoy it with. 

P.S. I really hope you got the Austin Powers reference up there. Otherwise I just look that much more strange... 
What I’m doing with my life
B.S. in Biology as of last year and now working as a Research Coordinator with OSHU in neonatology.
--then just as we do every night Pinky, we are going to try to take over the world.
I’m really good at




Being completely inappropriate almost all of the time.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Chuck Palahniuk. David Foster Wallace. Oscar Wilde...

City of God, Fight Club, Closer, Contact, Idiocracy, Death to Smoochy, Ameros Perros, Infernal Affairs, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Revolutionary Road, Monsters Inc, Garden State, Super Troopers, Walk the Line, The Big Lebowski, Religulous, The Science of Sleep, Austin Powers, Children of Men, The 3 Extremes, Best in Show, Anchorman...

The XX, Beirut, Arcade Fire, The Fray, The Postal Service, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Janis Joplin, The Doors, Tupac, Outkast, La Roux, Paramore, Adele, MGMT, DeVotchka, Justin Nozuka, The Gorrilaz, Deltron, Zion I, The Streets, Janis Joplin, Johnnie Cash...
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating