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28 Durham, NC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 22
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Might want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I know just enough to mess things up in a manageable way, which usually results in me learning a lot more than I anticipated. Did you know that the most efficient commercial solar panel is only 19.8% efficient? I was only trying to figure out how to replace my radio/head unit! I spend a lot of time Google searching...

I'm the guy acting a fool with his friends when we go out. This usually includes putting on my best dance moves while singing 'Don't drop that thun thun thun,' and dancing with any stranger crazy enough to follow along.

When listening to music, I tend to pay much closer attention to the tone than the lyrics.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stringing up a triangular canvas to the end of a boom and 20 ft. mast and playing sailor. There's a jib involved, too, but we aren't on speaking terms.

Driving 10 hours to spend 2 days with friends and not regretting it one bit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making others laugh by making a fool of myself.

Making intentionally bad jokes. See above.

Learning only small parts of my favorite songs on the guitar. But damn am I good at playing those licks!

Giving out awesome advice that doesn't actually help anyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Wheel of Time, Sevenwaters Trilogy, Dark Tower Series, A Song of Ice and Fire

Shows: HIMYM, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Battlestar Galactica, Archer, Family Guy, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad

Music: Guster, Death Cab for Cutie, Iron & Wine, Crooked Still, Imogen Heap, Tricky, The Postal Service, Ulrich Schnauss, Zero 7
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Ridiculosity.
2. Made up words
3. Curiosity
4. Cats to throw at said curiosity
5. Proper speling
6. Irony

(I'm just kidding about the cats - I'm an animal lover.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not [XX] hot sauce goes well on [XX] food item. Many times, this results in disappointment when I realize I've run out of hot sauce.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting around the table, sipping on wine or beer, discussing how to turn a sphere inside out and the implications of not being able to see the Charlie Chaplin illusion.

(Okay, that only happened once.)

Thinking about all the delicious food I want to eat. Suggestions?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually like flip phones more than smart phones. Obviously, smart phone functions can't be beat, but there's something so much more authoritative about flip phones.

Also, while Sriracha is good, I would much rather have chipotle Tabasco instead.
You should message me if
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You listen to Guster. Quoth the Arnold: "Come with me if you want to live!" Let's be honest, us Guster fans are few and far between, we have to stick together.

You're lively and independent.

You've got cool tattoos.

You speak your mind, with smarts and passion to back it.