Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know just enough to mess things up in a manageable way, which
usually results in me learning a lot more than I anticipated. Did
you know that the most efficient commercial solar panel is only
19.8% efficient? I was only trying to figure out how to replace my
radio/head unit! I spend a lot of time Google searching...
I'm the guy acting a fool with his friends when we go out. This
usually includes putting on my best dance moves while singing
'Don't drop that thun thun thun,' and dancing with any stranger
crazy enough to follow along.
I tend to poke more fun at myself than others in an effort to help
them feel more comfortable. I hate seeing people who feel like
they're the odd ones out. That shit keeps me up at night.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending my free weekends (and my money) autocrossing and tracking
my car with my older brother. For the record, my Camaro makes TWO
more horsepower than his Camaro, and I bought mine 2 years before
he bought his. Not that it's important or anything. Because he beat
me handily on every single one of our autocross runs at the last
Living one day at a time. Because who has time to plan for their
future? Well, I do, but I try not to worry about it too much as
long as I'm happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making others laugh by making a fool of myself. Goes hand-in-hand
with seeing the positive in most anything.
Giving out awesome advice that doesn't actually help anyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Wheel of Time, Sevenwaters Trilogy, Dark Tower Series, A
Song of Ice and Fire
, Parks and Rec
, Family Guy,
Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad
, Iron & Wine
Still, Imogen Heap, Tricky, The Postal Service, Ulrich Schnauss,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My independence - 'Me time' is important, y'all.
3. My toys (car, computer, what-have-you)
4. A job that I enjoy
5. A job that challenges me
6. Sauces, dressings, and most condiments. Of any kind. Seriously,
I love almost anything. White sauce (like the kind they serve at
hibachis)? Yes please. Balsamic vinegar? Drown that shit. Cream
cheese on a bagel? Well, I shouldn't, but you better believe your
sweet ass I will.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social issues, my family, myself - not in an egotistical way, but
in an introspective way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting around the table, sipping on wine or beer, discussing how
to turn a sphere inside out and the implications of not being able
to see the Charlie Chaplin illusion.
(Okay, that only happened once.)
Rushing to get ready for the auto cross or track event that
weekend. Seriously, I swear that any time I need to do some work on
my car, I can never find time to do it before the upcoming event.
Obviously, there's something wrong with the space-time continuum,
because surely it's not because I'm procrastinating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I actually like flip phones more than smart phones. Obviously,
smart phone functions can't be beat, but there's something so much
more authoritative about flip phones. Imagine you're the CEO of a
major corporation, making phone calls, calling the shots left and
right. Each 'snap' of the closing phone is another crisis averted,
another sealed-deal, another ... well, you get the idea. I don't
really know what a CEO's day-to-day job is like. But I guarantee
it's better with a flip phone.
You should message me if
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Well, you probably shouldn't. I don't do much with online dating
right now - I'm just kind of living day to day. I ain't got time to
date, between buying a house, autocrossing, tracking, etc etc..
Well, I probably do, but free time is important, you know?
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