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CamelToeJ0E

43 / M / bisexual / Single

Christiansburg, Virginia

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other, Undeclared
Height
3' 11" (1.19m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Islam and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Transportation
Income
More than $1,000,000
Kids
Pets
Languages
English (Poorly)

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I am boring, creepy, and idiotic.

My Self-Summary

I'm not looking for anything serious, just good clean fun.

What I’m doing with my life

Firsted I gotted asked to be the poster child for the United Way campaign this year - and so me and Mommy wented to a big party for me - and this nice man there tooked pictures of me and Mr. Lawrence - and then put it in the newspaper... Now everybody knows who I am and stop me to say hi! I'm just loving all the attention!

I’m really good at

hanging out & annoying people.

The first things people usually notice about me

is my smile (as you can clearly see by my picture), also my wit, sharp sarcasm, & annoying personality. Add them up & it equals = Babe Magnet Extraordinare!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Technical manuals,
most any type of movies, & music,
any food that makes a turd is OK by me.

The six things I could never do without

air,
water,
food,
shelter,
friends,
computers

I spend a lot of time thinking about

clever ways to smuggle Slim Fast into Ethiopia...

On a typical Friday night I am

getting ready for next Friday night

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I drool alot.

You should message me if

you don't take life seriously. Why bother, you're not getting out of it alive.

And if you believe nothing you hear & half of what you see.