Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a compulsive liar, a cheater and adulterer. I'm also incredibly
sweet, protective, romantic, witty, charming, humble & loyal. I
know that it may sound contradictory, but what can I say? I am a
very complex being.
I also love fragrances and will secretly try to smell you.
I like girls that are feminine on the outside, but are badasses on
the inside and are not afraid to get dirty, break the law or swim
with a shark. This is all good in theory, but I'm a sucker for
great hair (or a big ass)
I am vain in unjustifiable ways and very proud of it. My ego has
grown to an unmeasurable size, yet I still manage to stay humble
and kind. I like to draw but I can't do it well and lack the talent
for it. I have an incredible soft spot for cats and plants but I
think that newborn babies are disgusting and only the mother should
have to hold them. I don't believe in god but go to church as much
as possible because I like the power of ritual. I have all kinds of
religious relics and holy books and can never get enough of them. I
collect wine keys and string instrument but would like to learn
some brass. My mother is the shit!!! She is a mean intellectual
with a soft heart and a tough character. I love the ocean and I
could swim in it for hours. I read compulsively and love in the
same maner. I think that we go trough 3 stages of love trough out
Adolescent love which comes from the heart.
Passionate love which comes from the liver.
Intellectual love which comes from the brain.
I find myself still stuck on the second type, and though painful,
it is just so good! Passion is worth it...
One day if I get older, I'd like to find the 3rd kind with a nice
lady and have a couple of cats in the yard and watch them play
trough the window pane while we sip on some spice tea and play
piano and the other one either reads a book or pretends to paint on
a huge canvas, but for now dive bars and unfaithful bitches will
I hate my enemies...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finding balance between the brain, heart & liver... Of course
NYC is the perfect terrain for that. I live during the night, I
work insane hours & I have given up the warmth of the Sun for
the taste of scotch...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love gardening and although I'm not a very experienced gardener I
can grow anything! Ok, perhaps a bit of an exaggeration, but I have
grown many things from seeds and I have been very successful. It is
one of the many gifts I get from mom. I would like to make some
preserves at some point, but seems too much labor for myself and
lack the inspiration and patience some times. I make my own
I'm really good at cooking, and I look forward to the holidays, so
that I can show off my new recipes. I am not a chef in any sence of
the word, but I can follow a recipe and can instinctively modify it
to fit my taste. I can cook anything! But when it comes to cooking
for myself, I reflect my lowly origins and a bowl of black beans
will do just fine.
I have a great talent for learning new musical instruments but I
lack the time to perfect my skills. I learned how to mechanically
play the piano in 20 mins, but I am not very good at it. I play
guitar so I picked up the bass like a fish in water. I was very
intimidated by the drums, but left alone with them for an hour, a
bit of grass and Charles Mingus and I was rocking it! I saw a
saxophone recently and I am obsessed. I have never touched one and
I must have one right now, but I'm saving to get a decent one and
not just some crapy beginners horn. I'm secretly learning some
sweet tunes on the uke so that I can play them in some random cute
moment (I think this goes in the "most private thing I am willing
to admit" category, but I never cared for rules anyway).
I'm good at staying still, and I can hibernate, but when spring
I'm very good at predicting people and can anticipate their moves
easily... This makes me a bit of a pest for I will manipulate
situations and time to either show off or humiliate people; it
sounds worst than it is, for I am just and kind as I am merciful...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I had to guess, I would say that it is my strong sexual
charisma... Or my beard, depends on who is looking.
Ok, seriously, I'm not one to be noticed much. I live in the
limelight because of my line of work and on my personal time I
prefer to go unnoticed. I like living under the radar.
Also you might notice that I will get drunk on just a white wine
spritzer, but it will take a bottle of scotch to take me
I am a great conversationalist.
My pseudomisogynistic humor...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The little prince
The pink panther
Green eggs & ham...
There are others to add to this list, but I think that elaborating
on this will make anyone sound like a snobby erudite...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Metaphors for that which transcend all categories of thought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the heart of an artichoke.
You should message me if
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If you wear flowers on your hair, you are looking for a friend, if
you are looking for love or if you understood my profile as a fine
display of wit and not as a sociopath's profile.
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