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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 31
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay), Italian (Okay), French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a compulsive liar, a cheater and adulterer. I'm also incredibly sweet, protective, romantic, witty, charming, humble & loyal. I know that it may sound contradictory, but what can I say? I am a very complex being.

I also love fragrances and will secretly try to smell you.

I like girls that are feminine on the outside, but are badasses on the inside and are not afraid to get dirty, break the law or swim with a shark. This is all good in theory, but I'm a sucker for great hair (or a big ass)
I am vain in unjustifiable ways and very proud of it. My ego has grown to an unmeasurable size, yet I still manage to stay humble and kind. I like to draw but I can't do it well and lack the talent for it. I have an incredible soft spot for cats and plants but I think that newborn babies are disgusting and only the mother should have to hold them. I don't believe in god but go to church as much as possible because I like the power of ritual. I have all kinds of religious relics and holy books and can never get enough of them. I collect wine keys and string instrument but would like to learn some brass. My mother is the shit!!! She is a mean intellectual with a soft heart and a tough character. I love the ocean and I could swim in it for hours. I read compulsively and love in the same maner. I think that we go trough 3 stages of love trough out our lives:
Adolescent love which comes from the heart.
Passionate love which comes from the liver.
Intellectual love which comes from the brain.
I find myself still stuck on the second type, and though painful, it is just so good! Passion is worth it...
One day if I get older, I'd like to find the 3rd kind with a nice lady and have a couple of cats in the yard and watch them play trough the window pane while we sip on some spice tea and play piano and the other one either reads a book or pretends to paint on a huge canvas, but for now dive bars and unfaithful bitches will do...

I hate my enemies...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finding balance between the brain, heart & liver... Of course NYC is the perfect terrain for that. I live during the night, I work insane hours & I have given up the warmth of the Sun for the taste of scotch...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love gardening and although I'm not a very experienced gardener I can grow anything! Ok, perhaps a bit of an exaggeration, but I have grown many things from seeds and I have been very successful. It is one of the many gifts I get from mom. I would like to make some preserves at some point, but seems too much labor for myself and lack the inspiration and patience some times. I make my own maraschino cherries.

I'm really good at cooking, and I look forward to the holidays, so that I can show off my new recipes. I am not a chef in any sence of the word, but I can follow a recipe and can instinctively modify it to fit my taste. I can cook anything! But when it comes to cooking for myself, I reflect my lowly origins and a bowl of black beans will do just fine.
I have a great talent for learning new musical instruments but I lack the time to perfect my skills. I learned how to mechanically play the piano in 20 mins, but I am not very good at it. I play guitar so I picked up the bass like a fish in water. I was very intimidated by the drums, but left alone with them for an hour, a bit of grass and Charles Mingus and I was rocking it! I saw a saxophone recently and I am obsessed. I have never touched one and I must have one right now, but I'm saving to get a decent one and not just some crapy beginners horn. I'm secretly learning some sweet tunes on the uke so that I can play them in some random cute moment (I think this goes in the "most private thing I am willing to admit" category, but I never cared for rules anyway).
I'm good at staying still, and I can hibernate, but when spring comes...

I'm very good at predicting people and can anticipate their moves easily... This makes me a bit of a pest for I will manipulate situations and time to either show off or humiliate people; it sounds worst than it is, for I am just and kind as I am merciful...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I had to guess, I would say that it is my strong sexual charisma... Or my beard, depends on who is looking.
Ok, seriously, I'm not one to be noticed much. I live in the limelight because of my line of work and on my personal time I prefer to go unnoticed. I like living under the radar.
Also you might notice that I will get drunk on just a white wine spritzer, but it will take a bottle of scotch to take me down.
I am a great conversationalist.

My pseudomisogynistic humor...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The little prince
Finding Nemo
Django Reinhardt
The pink panther
Green eggs & ham...
There are others to add to this list, but I think that elaborating on this will make anyone sound like a snobby erudite...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ass dimples
The beach...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Metaphors for that which transcend all categories of thought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the heart of an artichoke.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you wear flowers on your hair, you are looking for a friend, if you are looking for love or if you understood my profile as a fine display of wit and not as a sociopath's profile.