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24 Guelph, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19-29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:03am
Native American, White
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a man who loves life. I'm violently optimistic, I usually strive to find the good in every situation (or failing that a terrible pun or double entendre) and occasionally like to just sit back and enjoy the moment.

I hate lying when it's serious but love telling random bullshit stories; I like to entertain people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm working full time at a wonderful job and designing board games. It doesn't leave a ton of free time but it's damn satisfying to see people enjoy what we've made.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Storytelling, sparring, massage and video games. Also: Puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a well-dressed smartass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: "The Currents of Space", "The End of Eternity" and the "Robots and Murder Trilogy" by Isaac Asimov. As well as the "Dresden Files" and "Codex Alera" series by Jim Butcher

Favorite movies: The Fifth Element, Scent of a Woman, The Avengers and The Departed

Favorite TV Series: Babylon 5, Firefly, Sherlock, Archer, Avatar: The Last Airbender and Daredevil.

Music: My tastes are all over the place! I have a particular fondness for music that is dynamic, blends genres, has really strong lyrics and/or violins. Recent tops: Diablo Swing Orchestra, Post Modern Jukebox and George Watsky.

Food: Meat, Coffee, Cheese and Potatoes. Shepherd's Pie and Breakfast are my jam.

Extra Favourites
Anime: Baccano!, Gurren Lagann and Cowboy Bebop.

Video Games: Chrono Trigger, Megaman X, Pokemon, League of Legends and Dark Souls.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Family, Adventure, Good Stories, Sparring and Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stories I'd like to tell.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, though my co-workers and I will regularly have "family dinner" and boardgames after we close.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to sing in the shower and I like to sing intentionally badly when driving alone at night. Wrong and strong my friends, wrong and strong.
You should message me if
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You'd like to chat a bit or grab coffee sometime.

You should also message me if you'd like to know something. I'm good humoured and not easily offended by off the wall questions or blunt remarks.

Oh, and if you're not a crazed axe-murderer. That's definitely a deal breaker.