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33 F Hesperia, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 31–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single

My Details

Last Online
May 7
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Frequently Asked Questions:
"Candi, is that your real name, or just some made up internet name?"
Its my real name. Candi is the short form of Candice.

"Candi, why don't you put up more pictures?"
Oh, because I super suck at the taking your own picture thing and my friends and family super suck at the sending pictures to the people in them thing.

"Are you sure it's not because you don't want me to see what you look like?"
I'm sure. I am 5'3" in a size 8. (but these "prettier than your picture" compliments are kind of nice)

"So what's a nice girl like you doing on the internet?"
Just going with the times, my friend. No, you know, work, going back to school, efficiency, that kind of stuff.

Ok, back to business.
I might tell you that I don't like to cuddle, and then you might smell really good and not snore and make a liar out of me.
I know it's cool right now for women to say that they don't care about commercialized romantic displays, but screw it. I love getting flowers/greeting cards. I know it's stupid, but it is what it is.
I worked in early education for a number of years and have retained a little of the cutesy vernacular from that experience.
I love the sunshine and hate the proposition system like any good Californian.
Speaking of a good Californian, I'm a socially responsible and environmentally friendly, kind, nurturing, lady, but I'm also a "broad" and sometimes I think the kindest thing you can do for someone is to tell them to just snap out of it.
I love a nice midsummer thunder storm. For some reason, the fact that it can be hot as hell and still raining gives me the feeling that anything's possible.
Also, like any girl, I love surprises, but one should never tell me that a surprise is coming because I'm an information-aholic and I don't know how to wait.

Basically, I'm looking for someone sensitive, intelligent and driven who can make me laugh until it absolutely hurts, gives terrific hugs, and will show up for me and have my back.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I'm on a bit of a journey. I've chosen to switch careers a little later in the game, so I'm taking a full load of classes each semester in addition to managing customer service in the fitness industry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at being a team player. I'm dependible. I'm a good listener. I make wise and innovative suggestions on things. I'm supportive.

Independently of others, I'm good at crunching numbers, analyzing art, making lists, telling it like it is, and getting all my friends' babies to smile.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. They're blue, but that's not the thing... they have a dark ring around the outside of the iris and I'm a little overly pleased to say that my lashes go on forever. Please excuse my only real vanity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My all-time favorite book is Shampoo Planet, followed closely by Jane Eyre.
Aside from caper movies and suspense films (both criminal and supernatural in nature) I tend to get into movies that would likely put you to sleep. You know, long, Victorian, romantic... sooo the drama, but I promise to make no unrealistic comparisons.
I don't really watch any shows on a regular basis and everything seems to be set up so that you have to. I like just about every kind of music and love to sing in my car when I'm alone.
My food preferences are somewhat textural and not really based on the type of cuisine. I'm usually up to try new things, but I do have a couple of guidelines. I don't like cloves, I am completely freaked out by silken tofu, poached eggs and sea urchin because that particular category of mouth feel gives me serious hebee-jeebies, and I tend to only like raisins if they're encased in some kind of breakfast or desert carbs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A nice warm hoodie, my car, a clean bathroom, a good cup of coffee, lip balm and someone to talk to.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's going to happen next. Can't help it.

How many pair of sunglasses am I going to have to buy before I learn to use the case instead of just throwing them into my black hole of a handbag like some kind of wild animal.

Specific to this realm, why are so many people who "love to travel" so afraid to go out of the city to meet a girl? Answers welcome.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's not sexy, but I usually leave work around 7:30, go home and do my laundry and follow that up with a bubble bath and a glass of wine. (ok, I lied a teensy bit. Wine and bubbles are inherently sexy and are the best solvent for washing off a long work week.)

I'm a Saturdayist and what I'm doing will usually depend on my mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I say it, then it won't be private anymore..... Hi I'm Candi and I'm sarcastic.
You should message me if
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If you have all your major issues worked out and your life is now satisfactorily organized and you're no longer plagued by some kind of psychological pea under your mattress. If you do what you say and say what you do. If you like funny girls.