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Candidpig

26 F Gilbert, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Aug 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, I'd have to say, it all started when...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an aspiring writer. Poetic sounding, no? I am currently a 7th grade ELA teacher, which gives me great writing material. And you know, helping developing the future minds of the next generation, etc. is pretty rewarding too. Can you say win-win for all?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, baking, theatre, most sports (except soccer), having deep conversations, and doing crazy, spur-of-the-moment things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm intense. Like that gum commerical that makes you feel like you're resting on top of metal balls surrounded by speakers that are turned up full blast, which makes the metal vibrate, which, well, I suspect must be pretty intense. Like me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I enjoy the Vampire Diaries. I won't even deny it. 3 of my all time favorite movies are Nightmare Before Christmas, The Painted Veil, and the Wedding Singer. I will watch those for the rest of my life without getting bored. I also enjoy 30 Rock, Supernatural, It's Always Sunny in Philedelphia, Law and Order: SVU (dun dun!)The Walking Dead, old 90s Nickelodean shows and the occasional overrated reality show.

Books- pretty much anything and everything a chap can unload. Two that stick out at the moment are "Jonathon Strange and Mr. Norrell," and "Devil in the White City."

I like most anything musical, but I don't enjoy country so much. I've gotten used to it a bit because all my roommates throughout time have liked it and it was acclimate or suffer. I really like latin, pop, some classic rock, musicals and select radio jams. Nothing beats hearing your fav song-of-the moment on the radio. Nothing!

Don't even get me started on food or it will be a long conversation. Suffice it to say, I love the stuff. But I have a love-hate relationship with onions. As in, I love to hate them. But Mexican food would probably be my all-time favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
food
faith
humor
baking soda(it can do anything!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to go on a cruise vacation without ending up stranded at sea and why someone thought it was even remotely appropriate to make the movie Win a Date with Tad Hamilton.

Another great dilemma- When sending a message for the first time, should I use a colon or a comma? The debate rages on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, going out, or staying in. I'm a Jack of all trades. Why limit yourself?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Come on... now where's the fun in that?
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You consider yourself to be a fairly decent human being. And by that, I mean you like Jack in the Box. Message me if you'd like to actually meet in person at some point. I know it ain't easy, that step into the unknown, but riddle me this: what worthwhile thing ever is?