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CandyGrenade

28 Loveland, CO Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:01pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Polyamorous, tattooed, sailor mouthed, mommy, wife, lover of vodka, full of badassery and all around rad person! You're welcome ;-)

I am in an open/poly relationship. Yes he knows about this profile. He's on here too!
5shotcaramelmach ....(if you're a researching type of person you can look up polyfidelity that's how we go about this) it's not the same thing as swinging btw. Currently looking to date and ultimately find a long term partner

NOT looking for fuck buddies or one night stands.

I'm always looking for friends.... If we have some common interests please don't be scared to message me. =D

I know it seems weird to most that I'm in a committed relationship and yet I want another relationship..... I have a big heart and I'm not looking for a booty call. I am open about my life and I expect you to not hide me in yours.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking care of my family, working on pre-reqs for nursing, opening an etsy shop cause I crochet like there's no tomorrow! Also working with The Intense Intestines Foundation to raise money and awareness for IBD (you should look up the foundation! And if you're unfamiliar with IBD now's a good time to learn something new)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking vodka, getting my goth dance on, cooking, throat punching ha....

Crocheting! I can make just about anything.... Keeps me busy, makes me money, keeps people warm lol

I'm GREAT at singing terribly at high volume while driving in the car even when not alone lol

I'm good at throwing bowling balls straight into the gutters! Seriously if you thought you sucked, take me to play a game, you'll feel much better about it ;-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- purple hair
- I'm a girl with some meat on her bones
- tattoos
- nose ring
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Chelsea Chelsea bang bang, my horizontal life, are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea, bloodlines, vampire academy, hush hush, the Harry potter series, the sookie stackhouse novels, unknown pleasures, touching from a distance

Movies- the monster squad, corky Romano, zoolander, pretty in pink, the other Boleyn girl, Harry potter series, cry baby, American history X, the notebook, all I wanna do!, that thing you do, the original nightmare on elm street series, nightmare before Christmas, beetlejuice, control, this is the end, 24 hour party people.... I could go on and on....

TV shows- some are no longer on TV as they've been retired but! Still watch/love them none the less

Dexter, Desperate housewives, Ugly Betty, Boardwalk Empire, The Walking Dead, Queer As Folk, The L Word, Sex and the city, Grey's Anatomy, SNL, True Blood

Do Netflix series count?! Orange is the new black and Hemlock Grove

Music- THE CURE!!, depeche mode, siouxsie and the banshees, joy division, new order, the ramones, deftones, lady gaga, LMFAO, B-52's, skinny puppy, Front242, prince, daft punk, bad boy bill, Cocteau twins, Elvis, chuck berry, patsy cline, Johnny cash, girl in a coma, front line assembly, suicide commando, ministry, And one, wire, yeah yeah yeahs, the chameleons, nick cave and the bad seeds, Morrissey, the smiths, yeah this could last a while lol

Food- anything I'm not allergic to lol no kiwi, bananas, mango, avacado
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kiddos
Bottled water
Music
My iPhone
Um.... Books!
......Joy Division & The Cure they're equal so they count as one =)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Booze, dancing, guys, chicks, how to make the perfect frosting, sex, shoes, how much I wish duckie from pretty in pink was real! And what crochet project should be next or my many many many tattoo ideas
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Really there's nothing "typical" I could be doing anything on Friday

However! Saturday you can find me at Milk bar! Come have a drink and a dance with me 😊
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a wicked scar from life saving surgery.... No I'm not afraid to show you
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like to make new friends or more....

You're an Ian Curtis or a young Robert Smith look-a-like!! *swooooon*

Also if you can quote the monster squad
OOORRR!!!!! You can sing me a song by The Cure
Or you just feel like it