You can get a self summary after you buy my autobiography which I will write after I win the Stanley Cup single handed, burn a billion dollars, become Anal Cunt's manager and win them 15 Grammys including Best Polka Album and Best Barbershop Quartet, and learn to knit.

Things I added just to be on there after I did it: Make someone PM me on youtube/general internet because my pithy comment made them furious.

Pretended to be a time traveler.

Got a free drink ticket for my stunning rendition of Knights of Cydonia.

A whole lot of useless nothing! I'm sure THAT makes me look SO appealing!

Oh, I forgot that I'm in Mount Royal College in Open Studies at the moment taking upgrade courses to get accepted into CIS to transfer to U of C for Comp Sci.

Stuff, and more stuff. Like gaming, and drinking, and convincing myself that no one really likes me and that they just pretend to. That last one isn't exactly so good. My pride tends to be misplaced sometimes. Oh, and if I'm playing multiplayer Rock Band, I'm excellent at murdering songs while singing, intentional or otherwise. I can actually sing though! Really!

I can also spin a good yarn, crack a dry, witty joke, and if you give me a barbecue, I can make beautiful things happen.

My hat. I'll be walking along and everyone once in a while I get a random passerby say "sweet hat" to me. Fedoras are long overdue for a comeback anyway, and they obviously have it, because now I can walk into the Warehouse at any given night and see at least three or four jerkoffs wearing one.

Aside from that, people notice that I don't talk much when I first meet them. I just need to get to know people a little bit before I let things flow.

MU-ZIQ: According to my last.fm profile, DJ Sharpnel, The Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan! soundtracks, Jonathan Coulton, Daft Punk, Tom Waits, MC Hawking, Blue Six, Michael Franti and Spearhead, Dragonforce, Boris the Sprinkler, and COLTEMONIKHA.

PICTURE SHOWS: Casshern, Evil Dead Trilogy, Zatoichi, Violent Cop, Kids Return, Blade Runner, Bubba Ho-Tep, Rashomon, GI Joe: The Movie, Ong Bak, Oldboy, Six String Samurai, any damn thing with the words Monty and Python in it, Run Fatboy Run,

WORDS: Nineteen-Eighty-Four, Dune, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor, Hocus Pocus by Vonnegut, A Clockwork Orange, Idoru, Neuromancer, Snow Crash, Cryptonomicon, Preacher, Transmetropolitan, The Invisibles, Deadpool, Watchmen, 100 Bullets, Hellboy

FÜD: I won't say no to any type of food. It's the quality that matters. Though my favorite sushi is made at Globefish. I also enjoy Croque Monsieurs/Madames, chicken strips, scotch eggs, deviled eggs, eggs benedict, eggs in general really. Also, there's pita bread pizzas, squid, yam fries, roasted eggplant, beer, and my own special way of cooking hot dogs(thanks Achewood cookbook).

Internet, Video Games, Japanese Movies, Schadenfreude, Strong beer, and Evan Dorkin comics.

I mostly use my head for an internal jukebox if I don't have a music player around.

trying to piece together some sort of social life if I'm not stuck working.

I've been clinically diagnosed with Tourettes Syndrome (mild case). Some friends say I'm merely filled with the rock and it's trying to get out.

I don't have any criteria for if you should or not. If you do send one, I'll try to be nice.