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Canned_Ham

27 M Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Nov 30, 2008
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Once upon a time, there lived a man. Though he did not know it at the time, he was destined for greatness. This man was to become the stuff that legends are made of. As he grew, he learned quickly that if you want to survive on the mean streets, you have to make a name for yourself, and that's just what he set out to do. The mission was simple, find a real life dinosaur and kill it with his bear hands (no, that isn't a typo...he wore them like gloves). He knew that once this task was complete, no one would dare question him in anything. What he was not aware of until it was too late, however, is that every breed of dinosaur is an endangered species, so by killing the Leoplurodon he happened upon one cold winter night, he was taking his first steps into the seedy underworld of endangered animal poaching. Now he makes his way around the world, never spending too long in one place, always one step ahead of Johnny Law.

Honestly, I didn't know what to say when I started this damn account, and I don't have much more to say now...um, I'm a theatre guy (and a straight one at that). My main field of work thus far has been musical theater, and I love it. Don't necessarily like my singing voice that much, but I still manage to get roles so I guess it isn't as bad as I think it is.

I really don't know what else to say in here without it turning into one of those personal ads that I tend to laugh at a lot (nothing against anyone who goes that route, though). I guess that's about it. Bye!

I am theatrical, charming, and passionate
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently a student at Oglethorpe University in Atlanta. I'm studying Communications and Theatre. After I graduate, I'm planning on going to Business School to study Advertising and/or Public Relations. After giving it a lot of thought, I finally realized that, though I love being a part of theatre, I can't survive on the paycheck that it would afford me, and I therefore have decided that something in the corporate world would be better suited to bring in the cash. I plan to continue acting on a local level, and hopefully one day I'll have the resources to open my own theatre. Yeah, that'd be nice.

Outside of school, I'm just hanging out, doing what I can to have a good time, maybe make a little money here and there. My lifestyle could potentially be viewed as that of a slacker, but if that's the case then I'm probably the most ambitious slacker that ever lived.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am good at a lot of things. Things I have garnered praise for in the past have been my acting, my singing, my writing, my kissing, various and sundry sexual endeavors, as well as my ability to just talk for days and days about absolutely nothing at all.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told my eyes. Yeah, people seem to like them pretty good. They change shades with my mood, which I think is pretty cool, but other than that, I don't really see what's so great about them; would rather I had blues ones.

Alternatively, people seem to notice more and more that I'm geeky as hell. Like seriously. Not even funny how dorky I can be sometimes. By way of example, I am currently working on making my profile 100% complete on this damn site, which I really doubt they'll throw me a party for or anything, and I don't know how making a quiz is gong to make more people suddenly want to talk to me, but why not? It beats college level homework.

Additionally, I'm thin as a damn post, so some people tend to notice that about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, America: The Book, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, The Catcher in the Rye, The Things They Carried, Hamlet, The Odyssey, Beowulf, Brave New World, The Hobbit, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Great Gatsby, A Farewell to Arms, All Quiet on the Western Front, The Time Machine, The Lion in Winter, Dr. Fautus, Urinetown, Hamlet, the James Bond novels

Movies- Brazil, Grindhouse, 300, The Departed, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Team America: World Police, Shaun of the Dead, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill (1&2), Snatch, Interview With a Vampire, Swingers, Office Space, Spaceballs, Dogma, Batman, A Clockwork Orange, Alien vs. Predator, True Romance, Phantom of the Opera, The Matrix, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Underworld, Love Actually, Bad Boys (1&2), Be Cool, Hitch, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, Boondock Saints, The Rock, Sin City, My Cousin Vinny, Big Fish, Donnie Darko, Casino Royale, Requiem for a Dream, Closer

Music- Red Hot Chili Peppers, Linkin Park, Metallica, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Prince, Black Eyed Peas, the Offspring, System of a Down, Voltaire, My Chemical Romance, Queen, Matchbox 20, Disturbed, Kamelot, Classical/Opera if the mood srikes me, Showtunes, lounge (especially Richard Cheese)

Food- Um...Pizza, Chicken Fried rice, most junk foods/things that really aren't good for my health
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hmm...alright, here are the top six things I could not live without:

6.) television- I don't know what I would do without the possibility of watching TV. I mean, I don't even watch it every day or for that long at a time usually, but I just like having it there as an option. And, besides, it is fun to lie on a couch all afternoon and watch reruns of shows you never particularly liked in the first place. A final note on this is, if you haven't, totally check out MTV's reality shows; it is so much fun to see how shitty and dumb people are.

5.) Women- I am a big fan of women. They look nice, they smell nice, and for the most part they treat you nice, you know, to your face. I think probably my favorite thing about them is the fact that, with most women, I'm not scared that if they get pissed at me they'll punch me in the face, which is a serious fear I have when hanging out with men.

4.) Food- I really like to eat. Food is good. Food is really good. End of story. Plus you kind of need it to sustain your body.

3.) Money- I think, with the exception of air, everything on your list is easier to attain once you have money (and no, I'm not suggesting that you can buy women...but come on, you know you like a guy with a little cash...)

2.) Theatre- The theatre is my life. On the one hand, I really enjoy getting up on a stage and putting on a show and entertaining people. On the other, I really like those people I just entertained coming up to me afterward and telling me how good I was...it is a good feeling. Plus, when I'm in the theatre, I'm hanging out with people almost as insane as me.

1.) Air- do I really need to explain this one? Well, OKCupid seems to think I should write more, so yes, I guess I do. See, kids, when you breathe in and out, you are taking in air and then letting more out so as to be able to take in some new air. We human beings need air, most specifically oxygenated air, to survive. It is a big long process, but, trust me, I would die if I couldn't have air...like, literally.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
At any given moment, I have at least 5 different things on my mind. Seriously. It can apparently be annoying at times. I guess the most frequently ocurring themes are what I have to get done in the near future, how to get everything done in time, what am I going to do with whatever free time I have, why are we here, what time is it, what all do I have time to do, do I have anything planned any time soon, song lyrics stuck in my head, song tunes stuck in my head, lunch, dinner, sex, Scotland, and whether I need anything from the store, in no particular order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There are a handful of things that happen on Friday nights. First, there might be a party on Campus; I find that the parties that happen on Friday nights are generally superior to those that take place on Saturday nights. Also, fine arts events take place on Fridays, so there's a fair chance that I'm either acting or singing or watching other people act or sing; either way, most of my evening is in a theatre of some sort. Then there are the obligatory hang outs that happen on Friday night if nothing else does. Events falling under this category range from going on a date, to catching a movie with the guys, to playing video games with friends...any event that I have mentioned up to this point will probably involve the ingestion of some amount of alcohol at some point in the evening.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, I guess I like board games more than most people, and by that I don't mean I like board games more than most people do, I mean I like board games more than I like most people. Like, this one time, Hi Ho Cherio and I were playing the Game of Life, and then some of my friends came by, but I didn't even answer the door because I was having so much fun.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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Message me if you have any questions. I'll seriously answer anything (sometimes even if I don't know a real answer). Also message me if you are awesome and think I might be the same. Other acceptable terms of messaging include, but are not limited to, if you need random life advice (that's kind of what I do) or if you just care to chat or, hell, I'd settle for bored and no other way to kill time.

Do not message me, however, if you can't speak regularly online (I am not the l33t h4xX0r of your dreams...sorry), or if you suck as a person (sorry, but I mean, come on, if you suck you probably aren't going to message anyone anyway). Other unacceptable terms for messaging include, but are not limited to, if you are selling something, if you want a monetary donation of some kind (sorry, I gave at the office), or if you want me to help you break into top secret government facilities to steal nuclear launch codes (I'm not going back to jail for you or anybody).