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CanopyMoose

25 / M / straight / Single

Lowell, Massachusetts

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
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Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
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Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am rational, focused, and can't juggle.

My Self-Summary

I'm the greatest guy I've ever written autobiographical material for. I'm living the dream as moderately poor graduate student. The only thing I need to make my life storybook perfect is a nice, smart, cute, fun girl to share it with. And a helicopter full of diamonds.

What I’m doing with my life

At the moment, I'm spending a large chunk of my time doing research for my PhD in Computer Science. I'm not entirely sure what I'll do once I get it, but I have confidence that future-me will be able to handle being left in that terrible situation.

The next largest chunk of my time is spent as a computer consultant. The work isn't as interesting as my research, but it pays more and money is generally useful.

That stuff leaves plenty of time for me to hang out with my friends and frequently drive to visit my family on the coast.

I think I'm in a pretty good place at the moment - my complaints about my life are minor stuff like not having managed to swim in the ocean in like four years. If you want to go night swimming and play frisbee with sting rays, you should definitely message me. I know the perfect place.

The first things people usually notice about me

Until recently, I had no clue what the answer was to this question. Then I started wearing bright Hawaiian shirts. Now there's no more mystery.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Anything by Issac Asimov or Vernor Vinge, The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson, Lucifer's Hammer by Larry Niven, Old Man's War by John Scalzi.

Movies: Nothing exceptional recently. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince wasn't bad.

Food: Bacon, Fried Squid, anything Mexican, Thai Curry

TV: I don't actually have a TV, but Buffy the Vampire Slayer was awesome and I keep up with Doctor Who, House, Smallville, Heroes, and Dollhouse.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The sweeping changes I would make if I ruled the world. Unfortunately, the worlds problems still seem to be non-trivial even as imaginary supreme dictator.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I dropped out of high school when I was 16. My mother kicked me out of the house and I ended up living in a teepee in the woods for a couple weeks. My father brought me some car batteries and a power inverter, everything I needed to play Civilization: Call to Power on my laptop.

You should message me if

You are nice, smart, cute, fun girl, if you have a helicopter full of diamonds, or if you have the solution to all the world's problems.