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I am rational, focused, and can't juggle.
My Self-Summary
I'm the greatest guy I've ever written autobiographical material
for. I'm living the dream as moderately poor graduate student. The
only thing I need to make my life storybook perfect is a nice,
smart, cute, fun girl to share it with. And a helicopter full of
diamonds.
What I’m doing with my life
At the moment, I'm spending a large chunk of my time doing research
for my PhD in Computer Science. I'm not entirely sure what I'll do
once I get it, but I have confidence that future-me will be able to
handle being left in that terrible situation.
The next largest chunk of my time is spent as a computer
consultant. The work isn't as interesting as my research, but it
pays more and money is generally useful.
That stuff leaves plenty of time for me to hang out with my friends
and frequently drive to visit my family on the coast.
I think I'm in a pretty good place at the moment - my complaints
about my life are minor stuff like not having managed to swim in
the ocean in like four years. If you want to go night swimming and
play frisbee with sting rays, you should definitely message me. I
know the perfect place.
The first things people usually notice about me
Until recently, I had no clue what the answer was to this question.
Then I started wearing bright Hawaiian shirts. Now there's no more
mystery.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Anything by
Issac Asimov or
Vernor Vinge,
The Diamond Age by
Neal
Stephenson,
Lucifer's Hammer by
Larry Niven,
Old Man's War by
John
Scalzi.
Movies: Nothing exceptional recently. Harry Potter and the
Half-Blood Prince wasn't bad.
Food:
Bacon,
Fried Squid,
anything
Mexican,
Thai
Curry
TV: I don't actually have a TV, but
Buffy the Vampire
Slayer was awesome and I keep up with
Doctor Who,
House,
Smallville,
Heroes, and
Dollhouse.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The sweeping changes I would make if I ruled the world.
Unfortunately, the worlds problems still seem to be non-trivial
even as imaginary supreme dictator.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I dropped out of high school when I was 16. My mother kicked me out
of the house and I ended up living in a teepee in the woods for a
couple weeks. My father brought me some car batteries and a power
inverter, everything I needed to play Civilization: Call to Power
on my laptop.
You should message me if
You are nice, smart, cute, fun girl, if you have a helicopter full
of diamonds, or if you have the solution to all the world's
problems.