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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 11:03am
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English, French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have been waiting since 1986 for A-Ha 'Take on Me' to be played in the Longwarry Hotel front bar jukebox. Want my fuckin 20c back and via inflation, that'll have risen to the princely sum of $3.78 AUD.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stuff and a fair bit of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering stuff from ages ago. Obscure references and useless information. Galaga. Short sentences. Buying pizza. Tapped into quirkiness. Wicketkeeping. Impersonation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Human. -
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Chris Morris

Digging for vinyl. Always delving into back catalogues and genres.

Hip hop junky, 80's Electro, Jazz Funk, Soul Funk, Jazz, Soul, Rare Groove, 80's French Eurodisco, Post Punk, Dub, Disco, Metal, Hair Metal, 90's Indie, 80's Punk, Folk, Deep House. WEEN, stuff like Steely Dan, Wire, Oval and The Fall.

Books: Charles Bukowski and John Fante. Just finished the Bob Mould biography.

Movies: Dario Argento, Mike Leigh and Ken Loach. B-grade movies, bad 70's/80's shlock horror, bad action movies, continuity errors and dummies off cliffs.

Shows: Alan Partridge, anything by Armando Iannucci or Chris Morris, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! British comedy.

Food: Jerk chicken, French, Indian, things with caraway seeds.

William Eggleston and Chris Morris again.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Akai MPC 2000XL, headphones and four other things I suppose.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The craziness of Mark Gonzales, Living in Jamaica, why car yard salesmen always have names like: Reg, Max, Dan or Rex? What people are doing on the other side of the world right now, bees, armchair philosophical theories, Keep Off The Grass, nothing, somewhere in the world two manchilden probably just exclaimed "whaaazzzup!", occasional benevolence, next! Boris Becker disappointed after checking the Inbox of his email, aesthetics. I also thought about cubed jelly the other day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either waiting for A-Ha 'Take On Me' to be played at the Longwarry Hotel front bar jukebox, or my $3.78 AUD refund.
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