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Tautolologician

26 M Springfield, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a finely calibrated meaning-making molecular machine.

In less general terms, I am also politically engaged, unapologetically opinionated, and cosmically optimistic. And also probably most of what that personality tab says.

Dr. Krieger is my spirit animal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Increasing net entropy. Not being photogenic.

Recently, virtually all of my time has been taken up by my job and my attempts to set up a stable living situation, as I only moved back to Springfield at the beginning of September. I'm saving in anticipation of moving out of state (and possibly country) for graduate school in a year or so.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying what I mean
Math
Mediating
Being technically (and irritatingly) correct
Explaining complex mathematical/scientific concepts
Hitting my Ballmer peak
Giving a shit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Iain M. Banks, Vonnegut, Asimov, Neil Gaiman, Doug Hofstadter, Dan Dennett. Stranger in a Strange Land, 1984, Hitchhiker's Guide series, Watchmen, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Dark Tower series.

Good Will Hunting, A Beautiful Mind, What Dreams May Come, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman, Moon, Primer

Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, House of Cards, Futurama, Archer, Adventure Time, It's Always Sunny

Andrew WK, Blackmill, Boards of Canada, Bonobo, Bright Eyes, Cake, The Crystal Method, Death Cab for Cutie, Ernest Gonzales, The Flaming Lips, Flobots, The Glitch Mob, Iron & Wine, Lindsey Stirling, Modest Mouse, The Postal Service, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ronald Jenkees, Starscream, The xx
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Minimalism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Metaethics
Epistemology
Existential risks
Software development
Resolving the problem of a growing global human population already in excess of Earth's carrying capacity ethically and effectively
Psychopharmacology
Geopolitics and sustainable development
Space colonization
Sex
Alternative energy sources
The relationship between technological and cultural development
Math
How we can best enjoy the thirty billion years remaining years during which the universe is expected to be able to maintain human life
Other polysyllabic, pretentious bullshit

...the goddamn Batman
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
EITHER
At a bar, making up for the sobriety imposed on me by the archaic 40+ hour workweek, hopefully playing pool and/or enjoying live music while engaging in genuine conversation.
OR
Home, probably reading, possibly watching Netflix, generally doing introvert things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a kid, I never wanted to be an astronaut when I grew up. I wanted to be a spaceship.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wish I would message you.
You damn well feel like it.
You want to talk books or science or philosophy over coffee.
You're awesome, and you think I'm awesome.
You should message me. (Tautological!)