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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 29
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and laughing about it
My self-summary
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In 6th grade I got interrupted so many times while reading hitchhikers guide to the galaxy that I have the prologue memorized...

I really like clever arguments and terrible puns.

Slow cookers feel like cheat codes for life.
What I’m doing with my life
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Figuring out how to adult while maintaining the maturity (and when I drink, the bladder capacity) of a five year old. I have nothing but wonder for this world, like have you ever heard of tardigrades? They're microscopic, waddling survival machines and I think they're adorable.
I’m really good at
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Tearing up in the theater, mathematics, explaining things, imagining shapes, making sandwiches.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: the 13 1/2 lives of captain bluebear, h2g2, Stuff Matters, Computing the Continuous Discretely, Childhoods End.

Movies: Scott Pilgram, Fantastic Planet, Kin Dza Dza, Howls' Moving Castle, Benny and Joon, The Mirror Mask, A serious man, The Brave Little Toaster, All Dogs Go to Heaven.

Music: The The, Kimbra, Lady Gaga, The Dresden Dolls, The Faint, The Sound of Animals Fighting.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A nonstick pan

Awkward moments where I don't know what to do with my arms

Day dreams

An overabundance of pens

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the hell is space made of?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever whim or whimsy dictate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no idea how to drive a car, and also they are scary.
You should message me if
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You think dinosaurs were pretty neat.