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Canyptian

43 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I originally was going to answer an ad, but everyone seems to be shopping for bargain basement modern day Fabios...Fabioes?...Fabii?
Now what in tarnation is the plural of Fabio? Does anyone still remember fabio? I used to work in a bookstore in the nineties and one of the sections
I was in charge of was the romance section.
Unfortunately I shall never forget Fabio....Incidentally I am no Fabio.
Well anyway, here is an outline,

1.)I do not jog, workout, camp, reach the heights of physical perfection. Simply put, I feel there are better uses for time.
2)I do not have a car, but I do have a muni pass, and gosh darnit I know how to use it
3) went back to school for a second degree in something complicated and useless for the sheer sake of it. It can be demanding in oct and dec
4)I'm very kinky....yes, I can sicken you. Don't get the wrong idea I am kind of a prude and I have no shame. Yes. this can be done.
5)If your trolling for sex -move on. I wont engage in intercourse without some sort of connection(ie I must know you quite a while), and I hate blowjobs (for the rest of you...you'd be surprised how necessary it is to write that...apparently people like bj's. Who knew?).
6).I'm hideous. Mothers clasp their children when I walk by, the elderly become incontinent, dogs howl, cats hide...I believe I've inspired science experiments.
7) I have no idea what I am looking for. Sure I want love, but really who needs it...wouldn't mind someone to go to cafes and galleries with though.
8)I have odd and questionable taste in clothes and music
9)I say socially awkward things occasionally. Rooms fall silent, people wonder what the hell is wrong with me. Honestly, I'm not from this planet.

Hey 9? I think a friend of mine told me that was the path all paths led to life. Hmm, I wonder how she is - haven't spoken to her since she had a baby, well she was always the spiritual sort so I'll trust her. 9. 9 shall be the number of things I write about myself. Oh, I am 6'2" and average: meaning I'm not thin, I'm not fat, I'm just there.
I hope I scared the majority of you off because I am only looking for one person to get to know for now. If you're dating alot of people go ahead it won't bother me one bit, just don't insist that I do. If I don't its either because there's no one interesting around, I like you, or I just don't have the time.
Write back say hi, maybe I'm the person you're looking for(and if so...good god, I am soooo sorry)
What I’m doing with my life
I may never be able to answer this question...if I'm lucky that is.

Physically, I spend most of my time reading about astrophysics(slowly pursuing a degree on my own dime), reading zombie novels from permuted press, working, and looking for that incredibly magical woman of infinite patience. (heh).
I’m really good at
breathing. I've been doing it all my life.

Saying or writing the exact wrong thing. Its actually like a mutant ability or magical power. "I'm not proud...or ashamed"(kudos if you know where this line is from)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everything I can understand having to do with astronomy
Everything by Camus except the rebel and the stranger(blech)
Avid reader of the zombie genre(mainly offstream independents...think permuted press)

Arlo Guthrie(some), BB King, Beausoleil, Bob Dylan, Billy Joel(I know, right?), Bruce Springsteen, Clash, Cramps, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Cure, DaftPunk, Dead Can Dance, Fugazi, Gorillaz, Indigo Girls, Iron Maiden, Jack White, Janice Joplin, Jethro Tull, Jimmy Hendrix, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Kitaro, LeeAnn Rimes, Melissa Ethridge, Mike Ness/Social Distortion, Mozart, Kansas, Moby, Nirvana, Olga Arefieva, Seatbelts, Souixsie, Sting, Suzanne Vega, Tchaickovsky, The The, Tom Lehrer, Violent Femmes and I'm not ashamed to admit I like Weird Al at times. I know I'm kinda all over the map with this.

Movies? Egads. I will have to get back to this. Think Netflix.
The six things I could never do without
My hat, a book, my glasses, my laptop online.,,um..clothes?. And Air. there I made it to six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the universe operates(particlarly light and gravity)
The future of humanity
The environment
just why existentialism works so well
why precisely we need to refer to neutrinos and free floating subatomic particles as 'dark matter' (I think the term is silly)
weird weird and weirder things
On a typical Friday night I am
moving around earth's axis at about 1275 km/hr while going in circles through space at roughly 107826 km/hr and simultaneously, whizzing around the galactic central point at just about 800,000km/hr....what can I say I know how to multitask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–55
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You have no expectations and very low standards.

All kidding aside(I am a precocious scamp aren't I?).
If you are sane, rational, generally in a good place with your life and whatever your lifestyle may be, then by all means write me.
The above sentence is meant in the more esoteric sense of mentally, emotionally, and spiritually as opposed to materialistically or physically. Friendship first, always with me.
(see I can be serious occassionally :). )
Thanks for reading all that, have a wonderful life in any case.