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Canyptian

44 Richmond Hill, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 35–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a ton of bad habits, extremely questionable taste in clothes, and even more questionable taste in music. Don't get me wrong, I'm not ashamed...or proud. I'm just me and I'm probably someone who should be sequestered from society as a whole. I'm thinking a brick igloo on a desert island surrounded by sharks, octopi, and populated with very talkative parrots...or orbit. I would totally dig orbit.

The worst part is I present terribly. Seriously, when I'm around religious people pray harder, dogs hide behind cats, parents clutch their children closer, the elderly become incontinent, and scientists find inspiration. Horror movies actually seem pleasant in comparison.

I'm also horrendously awkward and inappropriate in large crowds. I've made whole rooms of people-and sometimes animals-fall silent wondering why they are there and how to leave. Yes, you may have to apologize for your special friend and explain that he left his helmet at home that day.

Well at least, I have a nice(I think) hat. So I've got that going for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
breathing. And walking.
By golly I am really good at those by now.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The earth cracking around me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My hat, a book, my glasses, my laptop online...um...clothes?. And Air.
Tough question, I'm a minimalist.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
moving around earth's axis at about 1275 km/hr while going in circles through space at roughly 107826 km/hr and simultaneously, whizzing around the galactic central point at just about 800,000km/hr....what can I say I know how to multitask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have nothing better to do.
Because I dare you...triple dog dare you even.
If You have no expectations and very low standards.
if you are real because frankly I have too many faults to be anything other than a charmingly hot mess.
If you have a sense of humor...any kind of humor.
Its ok to laugh.
If you're in the mood for a friendly hello.

ESPECIALLY
If you have a ton of faults that you wear on your sleeve, fuck up nearly constantly, and are genuinely just a complete train wreck sporting a ton of bad habits, have an 'average' body type, are strong willed, smart, have a pulse and experience at least two or three intermittent periods of consciousness a week then you...YOU are the person I want to speak with :)

If you want to walk around in the city to coffee shops and have heady conversations that make no sense to anyone else but us.

If you will go out to dinner on a god damn date.

Yes. I said date, dammit. The bane of personals on websites. Everyone wants love or sex but no one wants a date. Someone explain this to me please.

I am open to anyone from all walks of life and lifestyles except heavy drug users and alcoholics. Bi-friendly, Poly-friendly, LGBT-friendly, 420-friendly, Poor-friendly, Rich-friendly, kid-friendly, non-kid friendly, pet-friendly...well ok, not a big fan of ferrets or guinea pigs. They kinda freak me out.

Thanks for reading all that, hope to hear from you. Have a wonderful life in any case.