Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have nothing better to do.
Because I dare you...triple dog dare you even.
If You have no expectations and very low standards.
if you are real because frankly I have too many faults to be
anything other than a charmingly hot mess.
If you have a sense of humor...any kind of humor.
Its ok to laugh.
If you're in the mood for a friendly hello.
If you have a ton of faults that you wear on your sleeve, fuck up
nearly constantly, and are genuinely just a complete train wreck
sporting a ton of bad habits, have an 'average' body type, are
strong willed, smart, have a pulse and experience at least two or
three intermittent periods of consciousness a week then you...YOU
are the person I want to speak with :)
If you want to walk around in the city to coffee shops and have
heady conversations that make no sense to anyone else but us.
If you will go out to dinner on a god damn date.
Yes. I said date, dammit. The bane of personals on websites.
Everyone wants love or sex but no one wants a date. Someone explain
this to me please.
I am open to anyone from all walks of life and lifestyles except
heavy drug users and alcoholics. Bi-friendly, Poly-friendly,
LGBT-friendly, 420-friendly, Poor-friendly, Rich-friendly,
kid-friendly, non-kid friendly, pet-friendly...well ok, not a big
fan of ferrets or guinea pigs. They kinda freak me out.
Thanks for reading all that, hope to hear from you. Have a
wonderful life in any case.