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28 Holyoke, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 27
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Mostly other
When drinking
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First and foremost, I believe that in order to live in this world and maintain any sort of sanity you have to be able to laugh. I joke around a lot and use sarcasm like it's a completely acceptable form of everyday conversation.

I’m also a relatively down-to-earth, sociable, and intelligent guy. I get along with most people fairly easily. That said, I also have strong beliefs and values and am absolutely willing to stand up for them. I was, after all, a History and Poly Sci major in college.

I like to stay active and exercise several times a week. I love the outdoors. I am prone to yelling at televisions when the Red Sox or Bruins are playing. I am willing to ignore all my friends at a bar if there is a pool table. I like to read. And lastly, I’m always up for something new and challenging.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm taking a year(ish) off before grad school and working as a case manager for a mental health agency in the area. I'm also a server a couple nights a week at a local restaurant.

Apart from that or where I'll be years down the line, who the hell knows.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lets see:
Beating my friends at cards.
Putting myself in awkward situations.
Pretending to be better than I really am at pool.
Recognizing sarcasm.
Eating Doritos after running.
Knowing how to treat someone.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'll have to tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a pretty broad taste, if something looks, sounds, or smells good then I'll give it a shot.

Anyway, seeing as it's probably the easiest ice breaker there is when it comes to getting to know someone, I'll leave that for later.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good times.
Good people.
Good conversation.
That'll do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What was I just doing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends on my work schedule, but usually anything from sitting around a fire, grabbing a drink, seeing friends, etc. etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That's a contradiction in terms no?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're level headed, open to getting to know someone, and think we might have something in common.

P.S. I really did not take that quiz thing very seriously when I joined this site and am way too lazy to go back and do it seriously. I won't judge you too hard on whether an inanimate object thinks we have something in common if you don't.