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CapnG88

28 M Mocksville, NC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Irish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yunno, I'm not really too sure what to put here anymore. It seems no matter what gets written or how honest and open a man is, this fixes too strong an impression on the woman and they aren't willing to give the guy (who could very well be the best damn thing that's ever happened to her) writing them a message a solid chance. Call it judgmental, shallow, impressionable or a want to jump to conclusions and weed someone out for unknown reasons (you ladies have some crazy thoughts sometimes) this little box really appears to either do you in, or rarely causes a spark enough for a woman to write back.

So I'm taking a different approach. This IS, after all, a dating site right? And dating is a bit of a mysterious adventure down the path of which two people are supposed to travel with some spice and unpredictable excitement? I think so.

Let's do it this way instead. Read what's here, see if you agree with any of it and we can go from there. No assumptions, no pressure, no time table. Just, breathe and jump on in. I'll say this though; I'll make you smile more than you ever thought possible, believe chivalry is alive and well and enjoy life on a calculated edge. Love my friends and family more than you can know and I try not to take myself too seriously.

If that sounds worth getting to know? Great, that's the idea. If not? You're probably missing out on a fantastic opportunity, because I'm well worth your time. Not cocky. No no. Confident. And knowing that I have more than a few things to offer the very lucky one who captures my attention and passion for life. So get to know me. That's what we're here for, isn't it?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
While POSSIBLY being Batman? (Please don't blow my cover. But if you see the signal up in the clouds, you know wassup)

I'm a high flying, ocean loving, angling, adrenaline seeking, sports obsessed, gun toting, down home country boy. Have a love and vast knowledge of the Earth and animals to go with the outdoor enjoyment. Always up for an adventure or going out on the sea communing with nature. That is if I'm not going for a drive to get away or out on my property getting lost in the woods.

And of course I work but that's just to pay the bills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mischief. Random, useful facts. Grilling/cooking/baking. Knowing the people in your life who make it great are what's most important.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laugh all the time and get along with pretty much everybody...unless you're an idiot or a d-bag. And I'm a sports addict. But as far as that goes, a real man SHOULD be into sports.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV- Other than sports I stay educated with Discovery, NatGeo, AP, SciC and History. Anything about the Military. Comedy- South Park, Archer, Legit, Always Sunny, Seinfeld, Modern Family, Workaholics.
Movies- Countless.
Music- GOOD country (Garth, McGraw, Alan, Strait, Church, ZBB, Haggard, Willie, etc). Most of the new stuff is crap. Classic rock all day. Always love '90s rock and punk/jam bands (MB 20, Sublime, Pepper, Cypress Hill, Cake, old Green Day). Last but not least Buffett and Bob are my jam. Jimmy just puts me in a great mood.
Food- First off a great IPA or stout/porter. Ice cream (just hook me up to a drip). Put it in front of me, I'll cook/eat it. I'm a very adventurous eater and have eaten many animals most people would never consider trying. Though seafood and Italian are tops.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family, friends and the laughs
2. Knowledge/learning
3. Sports (baseball, NHL and NFL/NASCAR Sundays)
4. Tunes
5. Good food and a great beer/wine
6. A solid pocket knife/multi tool

1. Could do without? Stupid people.

Don't get it when people put shelter/car/technology here. I could be a cowboy, camp under the stars next to my dog, horse and rifle and be A ok. Though I'd miss sports/my iTunes...and human contact. I'd probably end up loony meandering the country side talking to my pony and pooch wondering why they don't respond.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make this world a better place and how to spread the message that the Earth isn't just some endless resource we can abuse and take for granted.

Too deep? OK. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

On another serious note there are a LOT of classless, impolite dbags out there. Chivalry isn't dead ladies. Promise. Genuinely sorry you have to put up with morons. smh
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If not working, no night is typical. Maybe watching ball, or at a country bar, or having some good beer with friends. Though if this pans out, being with a cool young lady would be great.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Definitely a closet nerd. I'm an encyclopedia about animals and the Earth we live on. Obsessed with learning and getting smarter.

I'm also a sucker for cute kids. I think they're hilarious. Feel like a lot of guys are too hard ass to say hi to kids and make their day. Not ready to be a dad yet but when that day comes I'll be a great one. Just like mine is.

I'm pretty open though so if you have questions, by all means ask. Again, this IS a dating site, right?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
First off, not limiting why I'm here. This is a full on crap shoot adventure. So live it up, enjoy it and take it for what it's here for. I'm not here to be some perved out idiot who just wants in your pants so don't worry (why are guys such assholes?).

Message me if you want good conversation, if you want to smile and if you think you have something to offer someone who has plenty to give in return. And I'd be remised not to say I highly value a solid vocabulary/grammar and an education. If you message me with 'hi, sup. Your hot.' I will probably laugh at you, say 'thanks, good luck' and move on.

Personal note: a beautiful smile, pretty eyes, a great pair of legs and a southern accent gets me every time. If you own a pair of cowboy boots, a gun and want to come ride the tractor and will go to a country bar? I'm sold. Though, of course, there are always exceptions.

Side note: not sure I can date a vegetarian/vegan (especially vegan. Life is too damn short to eat tofu and wheat grass every day). If you at least eat fish and chicken? Ok, sure. But I don't need a speech every time I want to grill a bacon burger. If the fact that I've eaten kangaroo and iguana offends you? Sorry but not sorry.

Cheers.