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CapnG88

28 M Healy, AK

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Irish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
First off I'm from Tampa and am up here for a few months (maybe longer) for the tourist season. Made this while living in Fl so, it's not all about here. Just a heads up.

Greetings aimless wanderer, how are you? Thank you for taking a look at someone you may be interested in. Flattered by your curiosity.

Music makes life worth listening to. Listen to more music than I watch TV. Could fill this with lyrics but not too many people get that. Know the words to WAY too many songs. I may have a problem.

'Rents brought their boy up with morals, chivalry, laughter, taught me to stand up for what I believe in and never back down from a fight. Love my family and friends more than anything, they're the best. Went to UCF for the college mayhem and for a hell of a good education. Go Knights.

All about things that go fast. Bucket list includes driving an 850HP stock car and going up in a jet. Life on the calculated edge is great. If I could do it all over again I'd be an F-18 pilot. Since I can't? Roller coasters and the occasional bending of the "speed limit."

SMILE, you'll like it. If you bring nothing else, bring joy. If you can't find humor in comedies or funny movies? Lighten up and appreciate things in life meant to make you grin. I may offend and sarcasm happens but this world is WAY too "politically correct" and I enjoy stirring the pot. Scrub me down, dress me up oh but no matter what, remember, I'm still a guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Besides debating what I'm doing with my life? Also while POSSIBLY being Batman? (all I'm saying is, nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together)

I'm a high flying, angling, ocean going, adrenaline seeking, gun ranging, kayaking, sports loving, country, backwoods enthusiast. Have the accent and guile to go with that outdoor thang (and an education, don't dip/smoke, no tats soo...ya). Love wilderness, white water, whale watching, fishing and hiked Canada. Always up for an adventure or going out on the sea communing with nature.
I’m really good at
Having debates about what I'm really good at. Spelunking. Shenanigans. Hot air-ballooning in the Arctic. Laughing at everything. Cooking (bake too. I'm like Betty effin Crocker). Singing. Making sure the people in my life who really matter are the ones who matter most.
The first things people usually notice about me
Sarcasm and fast paced humor come at you like a sweet nothing. I laugh all the time and get along with pretty much everybody, really. Other than the baby blues.

Oh, I have a bit of a rebellious, daredevil, not so law abiding side. NEVER stupid though. Just a better driver than 98% of the people on the road. We're all just killing time 'til the good Lord calls us home. And the best that you can hope for is to die with your boots on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV-SPORTS.
Discovery, NatGeo, AP, SciC and History. Addicted to anything about the Military. Time to laugh? South Park, Archer, Legit, Seinfeld, Always Sunny, Workaholics.
Movies-FAR too many to name.
Music-Country (GARTH, ZBB, McGraw, AJ, Toby, Brad, Strait, Kenny, Dierks, Currington, Church, Luke, Antebellum etc) and classic rock/oldies (Beatles, Zeppelin, Halen, Leppard, Floyd, Beach Boys, Creedence, Queen, Segar, Styx, Journey, Thorogood, Foreigner, Steve Miller, Rush, Aerosmith, ZZ Top), ALWAYS love '90s rock and punk/jam bands (Matchbox 20, Sublime, Pepper, Marley, Cypress Hill, Cake, old Green Day). Last but not least Buffett's my jam.
Food-Put it in front of me, I'll cook it.
The six things I could never do without
1. Family, friends and the laughs that come with them (fishing/ball with dad, cooking with mom, hanging with the boys)
2. Knowledge/learning
3. Sports (baseball, NHL and NFL/NASCAR Sundays)
4. MUSIC
5. Beautiful, classy women
6. Good food and a fermented beverage
9. Smiling. Smiling is my favorite.
1B. Sex/physically arousing acts (be honest, this is #1 on your list too but you're afraid to put it there and look bad)
2. Could do without? Math. After stupid people.

HA SUCK IT. THAT'S >6!!

(I find it amusing when people put shelter/car/technology on here. Like, I could become a cowboy out west and camp under the stars next to my dog, horse and rifle and be A ok)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What else I could be thinking about. How cool it would be if I'd been born a killer whale or bird of prey instead (seriously awesome animals)

On a serious note there are a LOT of classless, impolite pricks out there. Too many dime a dozen meat heads ruining women's images of men. Don't parents raise guys better than that anymore? Chivalry isn't dead ladies, promise. There ARE guys who know how to treat you better than you do. Genuinely sorry you have to put up with morons.
On a typical Friday night I am
If not working... With my boys being the manly men we are. Cooking/grilling, downtown, watchin sports/movies or out. Nothing crazy, but the conversation always is. That's if we're not causing a little trouble (fireworks happen quite often)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think Old Spice commercials are pure marketing genius. I'll never buy another deodorant.

Also, I have a legit, straight from the set, Top Gun movie advertisement in my living room because who didn't want to be Maverick when they were a kid? Not Goose though. F that.

I'm pretty open though so if you have questions, by all means ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Please have a bit of class and the appearance you care about yourself. I respect an education and a vocabulary so if you can spell and have grammatical creativity more than 'hi' go for it. If you come up with something to talk about I appreciate the effort. Be witty, open-minded and personable. Also gotta be at least interested in learning about sports even if you don't care. MAJOR points if you really enjoy them.