Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Honestly not really sure what to put here. Seems no matter what's
written or how candid and open a guy is it fixes too strong an
impression and the woman isn't willing to give the guy (who could
very well be the best thing that's ever happened to her) writing
them a solid chance. Call it judgmental, impressionable or wanting
to jump to conclusions and weed people out for crazy reasons this
box appears to either do you in, or rarely caus a spark enough for
So I'm taking a different approach. This IS a dating site, right?
And dating is a mysterious adventure down the path of which two
people travel with unpredictable excitement? I think so.
Let's do it this way. Read what's here, see if you like it and go
from there. No assumptions, no pressure, no time table. Just, jump
on in. I'll say this though; I'll make you smile more than you ever
thought possible, believe chivalry is alive and well and enjoy life
on a calculated edge. Love my friends and family more than you can
know and I try not to take life too seriously.
If that sounds worth getting to know? Great. If not? Thanks anyways
and good luck. So get to know me. That's what we're here for, isn't
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
While POSSIBLY being Batman? (Please don't blow my cover. But if
you see the signal up in the clouds, you know wassup)
I'm a high flying, ocean loving, angling, adrenaline seeking,
sports obsessed, gun toting, down home country boy. Have a vast
knowledge of the Earth and animals to go with outdoor enjoyment.
Always up for adventure or going out on the water communing with
nature. That is if I'm not going for a drive to get away or on my
property getting lost in the woods.
And of course I work but that's just to pay the bills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mischief. Random, useful facts. Grilling/cooking/baking. Knowing
the people in your life who make it great are what's most
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laugh all the time and get along with pretty much
everybody...unless you're a d-bag. And I'm a sports addict. But as
far as that goes, a real man SHOULD be into sports.
On that note: From August-Super Bowl weekend I absolutely live for
the NFL. If either of the Manning brothers are playing? I'm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV- Other than sports- Discovery, Velocity, NatGeo, AP, SciC and
History. Anything about the Military. Time to laugh? South Park,
Archer, Legit, Always Sunny, Seinfeld, Modern Family,
Music- GOOD country (Garth, McGraw, Alan, Strait, Church, ZBB,
Haggard, Willie, etc). Most of the new stuff is crap. Classic rock
all day. Always love '90s rock and punk/jam bands (MB 20, Sublime,
Pepper, Cypress Hill, Cake, old Green Day). Last but not least
Buffett and Bob are my jam. Jimmy just puts me in a great mood no
Food- A great IPA or stout/porter. ICE CREAM. Put it in front of
me, I'll cook/eat it. I'm an adventurous eater and have eaten lots
of weird things. But seafood and Italian are tops.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'll leave this up to conversation.
1. Could do without though? Stupid people.
But I don't get it when people put shelter/car/technology here. I
could be a cowboy, camp under the stars next to my dog, horse and
rifle and be A ok. Though I'd miss sports/my iTunes...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make this world a better place and how to spread the message
that the Earth isn't just some endless resource we can abuse and
take for granted.
Too deep? OK. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood?
On another serious note there are a LOT of classless, impolite
dbags out there. Chivalry isn't dead ladies. Promise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing we do every night, Pinky. Trying to take over
No really. Nothing different than any other night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a closet nerd. Total encyclopedia about the Earth we live
I think kids are hilarious. Feel like most guys are too hard ass to
get along with children. Not ready to be a dad but when that day
comes I'll be a great one. Just like mine is.
I'm pretty open though so if you have questions, please ask. Again,
this IS a dating site, right?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
First off, not limiting why I'm here. This is a full on crap shoot
so enjoy it and take it for what it's here for.
Message me if you want good conversation, if you want to smile and
if you think you have something unique to offer. And I'd be remised
not to say I highly value a solid vocabulary/grammar and an
education. If you message me with 'hi, sup. Your hot.' I'll say
'thanks, good luck' and move on (just being honest).
Personal note: a need to laugh, great smile, love of sports and a
southern accent gets me every time. If you own a pair of cowboy
boots, a gun and will go to a country bar/out to watch football?
Wonderful. Of course, there are always exceptions.
Side note: can't date a vegetarian/vegan (especially vegan. Life's
too short to eat tofu and wheat grass). If you at least eat
fish/chicken? Ok, sure. If the fact that I've eaten kangaroo and
iguana offends you? Sorry but not sorry.
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