humphrey bogart, john cusack, and self-aggrandising
My self-summary Propose an edit
I've been told I'm incapable of minimalism, but I really do try.
What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit
A gentleman should have one Pursuit that he does for no reason
other than he finds it interesting. I had a Heated Discussion today
about exactly which of my many Pursuits are the Gentlemanly one. I
wanted it to be photography; they said it was
probably videogames made before
Doom 2.
Quite possibly.
Also, editing and doing an MA in scriptwriting.
I'm really good at Propose an edit
Making people think I think I'm smarter than I am. This is not the
case at all; I'm exactly as smart as I think I am, this just
doesn't happen to be as smart as folk think it is.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit
My verbosity, or my full and lustrous beard.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit
Last year was the Year of Worthy Books; this is the Year of
Forgetting to Read.
I like movies to have titties and splosions. If you can ponder
existential dilemmii while you're at it, so much the better, but
don't let's be leaving out the titties and splosions. I'm not gonna
sit here and tell you Donnie Darko or The Dark Knight were any
good. I went to Film School, son. I grew UP reading about Old
Hollywood and schooling myself in the classics. I work and learn
all day every day in film. Of COURSE I like good films. But let's
not make like having the right DVDs on my shelf is gonna get me to
Nirvana. You want to know what movies I like? Ask me about if I
liked a movie. Otherwise, you can just have titties and
splosions.
Cinemacore.
I eat a lot of pasta.
The six things I could never do without Propose an edit
Everything is everything, so you can't list six things at the
expense of the other millionty thousand and ninety four. But I
don't need a Segway.
I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit
A lot of stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit
Tom.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit
When I'm wondering whether or not I'm attracted to someone, the
litmus test is usually to wonder how much I'd enjoy going down on
them; and if the answer is A Whole Lot, then I know I'm in trouble.
You should message me if Propose an edit
What, I'm gonna guilt you into messaging me here? That's pretty
underhand.
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My personality awards
Questions He Cares About View all
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- If you were going to have a child, would you want the other parent to be of the same ethnicity as you?
- · Yes.
- · No.
- · This would not be an important factor to me.
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- Would it bother you if you were sleeping and your lover started fondling you to initiate sex?
- · Yes, this is never acceptable.
- · No, I am always ready to wake up for some action.
- · It might be ok, depending on the circumstances.
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- I prefer to sleep ...
- · Alone
- · With my partner, but apart (not touching)
- · Touching my partner
- · Embracing / cuddling my partner
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- You're out on the street and you encounter some people speaking a foreign language. What's your reaction?
- · You're in our country; speak our language!
- · No big deal.
- · Cool, what language are they speaking?
- · (in their language) Hi, how are you?
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- If you were involved in a serious relationship, at which of the following points would you begin looking for new potential partners?
- · When the relationship was not going well.
- · When I was certain the relationship was ending.
- · After the relationship was formally terminated.
- · All of the time.
Tests He's Taken View all
| Title | His Result | Your Result |
|---|---|---|
| Title | His Result | Your Result |
| The Are You An Indigo Child Test | Hard to tell | Take it! |
| Four traits in Bed, "wanna know yours test"? | The Untouchable! | Take it! |
| The Freud's 5 Sexual Stages Test | You're 7-13 yrs old | Take it! |
| The Asperger's Syndrome Test | 19 | Take it! |
| The Are You an Emo Fag Test | 1 emo fag | Take it! |







