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Capn_Straw

56 Bartlett, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 40–58
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Sign Language (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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IMPORTANT: I am on okcupid primarily to take the tests. If I am on your "Visitor" list, it's probably because your profile was e-mailed or "Matched" or otherwise linked to me, and I dropped in to see why. I am very happily married in a stable relationship; so if you are looking for a romantic relationship, I wish you the best of luck, but it's not going to be me. I have found the person with whom I plan to spend the rest of my life.

...But (if you are still reading) we can chat if you want someone to listen or if you somehow saw past all the geeky stuff in my profile and think it would be interesting to talk with me. Also, according to all my friends, if you like to laugh, you want me around.

While technically fluent in American Sign Language, my vocabulary and signing speed have lessened in recent years ("use it or lose it").
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it to the absolute fullest.

I am a World-traveller (by sheer fortunate circumstance) and have been chronicling my international travels through a series of (unfortunately yet-unpublished) children's books. In addition to the U.S.,other countries visited include: Malta, Russia, Jordan, England, Scotland, Turkey, South Africa, Germany and Egypt.

When not engaged in home repair, yard maintenance, quests through flea markets or antique shops, hitting the local trails on one of my vintage bicycles, or just unwinding from the work week, my primary weekend hobby is actively participating in historical reenactments, mostly WWII and Civil War. There are very few Pirate reenactments any more.

For over ten years, I have been heavily engaged in an international effort using science as a bridge to peace in the Middle East. Our group has already accomplished great success that remains unequaled by any other endeavor. So in a list of "What I'm doing with my life," I can honestly (and proudly) say: successfully helping bring about world peace.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art, in most of its various forms... in addition to drawing, this includes the creative fields of drama, photography, cooking, sewing & etc.

...and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most people comment on my smile. I almost always get comments about my sense of humor and enthusiasm.

...But when I absent-mindedly whistle in public, it usually stops everyone around me, as they are certain it could NOT have been me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Any list I could possibly compile would still be incomplete. Ask me tomorrow and get a different answer.

Favorite books... of all time, or just those I have read in recent years? A list would have to include all of Tolkien's works. Favorite authors include Stephen King, Anne Rice, Douglas Adams, C. S. Lewis; my list would be incomplete if I did not add Jack Douglas and e e cummings. I am an avid reader and have an extensive personal library... but the books I most enjoy re-reading are reference books in a wide range of historical (among other) areas of knowledge. I am currently working my way through the Game of Thrones books.

Favorite movies? Again, this list is fluid. The Maltese Falcon," "Casablanca," "Gone With the Wind," "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," as well as Lord of the Rings are among my all-time favorites. I am a huge fan of the Marx Brothers. I particularly enjoy almost every "comic book superhero" movie ever made - but well written / well-acted romantic comedies are A Must. A much shorter and easier list to compile would be Movies I Hate.

My list of Favorite Television Shows would include classics as Star Trek, Get Smart, Mission Impossible, Time Tunnel, and many others from my youth. Favorite BBC classics include The Prisoner, The IT Crowd, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Coupling, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Avengers, The Young Ones. More recent TV favorites are Deadwood, Sopranos, Smallville, Dexter, Buffy, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad and Six Feet Under.

Favorite music? Just about anything except "thrash rock," Rap and Opera... with the exception of Verdi's "Il Trovatore". I have to mention Motown and Classic Rock (such as faves The Who & Heart) and, of course, the Beatles. My guilty pleasures are Bluegrass as well as bagpipes (but not together!), although I am aware the mere mention of those will alienate most everyone.

Favorite food? Here's how it works: Cooking is a creative art form at which I excel. Since I can modify virtually any recipe to my own tastes, I am able to prepare virtually any dish to my own personal definition of utter perfection -- at least according to my own tastebuds. I often have a hard time deciding in restaurants, because I prefer to order something that (1) I rarely bother cooking because it is overly laborious (i.e. eggs Benedict), or (2) involves ingredients that I never have at home. I am extremely fond of haggis, but the real stuff is illegal to make in the United States.

Guinness is really the only beer I drink - if it's not on tap, then I am usually Designated Driver.

I am a huge fan of stand-up comedy, when it is done right. So, even though they do not fit into any category, I must add George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg and Lewis Black to my list of all-time favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"Never" is such a strong word, and I could do without so many things if my situation called for it. If stranded in a survival situation, my list of six things would include a large knife, a large waterproof tarp, source of potable water, at least one method to start a fire... although a satellite phone would be high up on the list.

But for practical purposes (and assuming "things" does not include "people") my list would probably include:
-- Comfortable clothing and shoes;
-- Excellent food, especially coupled with good conversation;
-- Paper and (Ticonderoga #2!) pencils to write down and/or sketch the constant ideas that pour out of my head;
-- A bicycle;
-- Peace of Mind", if that is a valid option;
-- The ability to wish for more wishes.
However, as I said, "Never" is such a strong word.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything! I think about everything! That's why meditative periods of utter self-induced calm are so precious to me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Decompressing from the work week and planning how to spend the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I am a rather naturally open person. I am usually rather forthcoming with everything, unless I feel that someone is probing too deeply, or digging aggressively, then my defenses go up and I won't reveal anything at all.
You should message me if
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-- We share interests and you want to talk about them.
-- You somehow found this artificial online representation of myself to be charming and/or humerous and simply want to send me a friendly word as our lifepaths intersect in perhaps only this one instance.
-- You have found that Very Special Someone and are looking for an ordained minister who can legally marry you. Bonus: I can conduct the ceremony in Klingon, if that's your thiing.

Reminder: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A DATE, you should keep looking -- I AM UNAVAILABLE! A wonderfully remarkable woman with an incredibly beautiful soul has already snatched me up and has no plans of ever letting me go! I sincerely wish each and every one of you the same luck in finding such a wonderful person in your own life.