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cleverandironic

26 M Richmond, VA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Aspiring writer and journalist as well as bass player. I love listening to and discovering new music and well as creating and playing music. Hunter S. Thompson is my main influence and it was his writing which originally sparked my interest in journalism and the written word in general. Overall I'm pretty shy and introverted so I'm trying to meet new people and see where this website might take me.
What I’m doing with my life
"Like most of the others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser. I was never idle long enough to do much thinking, but I felt somehow that my instincts were right. I shared a vagrant optimism that some of us were making real progress, that we had taken an honest road, and that the best of us would inevitably make it over the top. At the same time, I shared a dark suspicion that the life we were leading was a lost cause, that we were all actors, kidding ourselves along on a senseless odyssey. It was the tension between these two poles - a restless idealism on one hand and a sense of impending doom on the other - that kept me going."
Hunter S. Thompson - The Rum Diary
I’m really good at
I've been told I'm a fairly decent bass player as well as writer. It would seem much easier to get to know the things I'm good at by talking to me rather than just relying on what I claim to be good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
Quiet and shy
I've been described as a male version of Tina Fey.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books by but not limited to Hunter S. Thompson, Stephen King, or Elmore Leonard. Movies by but definitely not limited to Tarantino or Kubrick. I'm kind of a movie nut in that if it's one I really like I set out to learn everything I can about the film. My interest in writing leads me to watch some things with closed captioning on so I can read the lines as well as watch and hear them.
The music that I like is an ever expanding list including the likes of Lamb of God, 311, Primus, any project by Les Claypool, Soilwork, Shadows Fall, All That Remains, Trivium, Metallica, Dave Weckl Band, Dave Brubeck, Jaco Pastorius, Victor Wooten, Stanley Clarke, Marcus Miller, Steve Bailey, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Pantera, Rage Against The Machine, Rush, Soundgarden, Them Crooked Vultures, The Mars Volta, Jamiroquai, In Flames, and on and on and on and on
I love Breaking Bad, Dexter, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia as well as Wilfred, Louie, Futurama, Arrested Development and other over-the-top demented type humor shows.
The six things I could never do without
Music
A bass
A book
A game
A friend
Pen and Paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the universe, and everything...
"I think by the time you're grown you're as happy as you're goin to be. You'll have good times and bad times, but in the end you'll be about as happy as you was before. Or as unhappy. I've knowed people that just never did get the hang of it." - Cormac McCarthy - No Country for Old Men
“You think when you wake up in the mornin yesterday dont count. But yesterday is all that does count. What else is there? Your life is made out of the days it's made out of. Nothin else. You might think you could run away and change your name and I dont know what all. Start over. And then one mornin you wake up and look at the ceilin and guess who's layin there?” - Cormac McCarthy - No Country for Old Men
“People complain about the bad things that happen to em that they don't deserve but they seldom mention the good. About what they done to deserve them things” - Cormac McCarthy - No Country for Old Men
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them-words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were In your head to no more than living size when they're brought out. But it's more than that, isn't it? The most important things lie too close to wherever your secret heart is buried, like landmarks to a treasure your enemies would love to steal away. And you may make revelations that cost you dearly only to have people look at you in a funny way, not understanding what you've said at all, or why you thought it was so important that you almost cried while you were saying it. That's the worst, I think. When the secret stays locked within not for want of a teller but for want of an understanding ear.

Stephen King, The Body, Different Seasons
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to, your fingernails shine like justice, you're Bernadette Peters' character from the movie "The Jerk", you play an instrument, you love watching movies, you want to be my friend