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28 Port Chester, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 17
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a writer. I'm a drinker. I'm a lover. I'm a fighter. Not all at once, usually. But I'm game to try.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write for an ad agency. Basically, that means there's a billion-dollar corporation out there somewhere that is paying me to make puns about soda.

I wish I was kidding. It's soda pressing.

I like to make and share music, write stories, build furniture, and plan adventures. And I don't mean 'adventures' in a whimsical twee dating profile way. I'm talking, like, get your machete ready.

I collect vinyl records and bourbons, and I'll share if you're nice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

What can I say? It's a gift.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told that my personality is somewhere in the neighborhood of "drunk Ron Swanson."

I've also been told that I'm "creating a scene and need to leave the Waffle House immediately," so bingo, I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like indie rock, post-modern literature, and anything with Muppets.

I studied screenwriting in college, so you'd think I'd be a big movie buff. You'd think. I'm much more interested in movie-making than movie-watching, I guess. I do enjoy Wes Anderson, Michel Gondry, Charlie Kaufman, the Coen Brothers, Tim Burton, and anything from Mystery Science Theater 3000. And Jaws, obviously. (Because, fuck yeah, right?)

I'm working on being less judgmental about people who have the WRONG taste in music. So I'm pretty open to whatever you're into. That being said, if you dislike They Might Be Giants, you are a bad person, and we will never be friends.

I'm pretty much the opposite of whatever a foodie is. That's not to say I don't appreciate fine dining. It's more of just, I fucking love Taco Bell and I don't care who knows it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Moleskine notebooks. I've been around the world with a Moleskine. Durable as hell.
2. "Digging for Fire" by the Pixies. Have you heard that song? Man, what a good song.
3. Oil paintings of old boats.
4. Coming up short.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where birds come from.

Eggs, I guess.

I spend a lot of time thinking about eggs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
really tired, but trying not to show it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have, unashamedly, watched like the last four Wrestlemanias. And enjoyed them, too. DON'T TELL ANYONE.
You should message me if
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you can quote from The Muppet Movie, you want to split a case of beer and then drunk dial Congress, or you feel like meeting up to watch me butcher a Bright Eyes song at an open mic night.