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CappCommaMatt

27 M Port Chester, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a writer. I'm a drinker. I'm a lover. I'm a fighter. Not all at once, usually. But I'm game to try.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a writer at an ad agency. Basically, that means there's a billion-dollar corporation out there somewhere that is paying me to write puns about soda. If you appreciate a good pun, we'll get along just fine.

I like to make and share music, write stories, build furniture, and plan adventures. And fortunately, like 90% of that stuff can be accomplished from a barstool, which is just gravy.

I collect vinyl records and bourbons, and I'll share if you're nice.
I’m really good at
Skee-ball.

What can I say? It's a gift.
The first things people usually notice about me
People tell me I have a really sharp sense of humor.

What they don't realize is I'm probably using it to make fun of them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like indie rock, post-modern literature, and anything with Muppets.

I studied screenwriting in college, so you'd think I'd be a big movie buff. You'd think. I'm much more interested in movie-making than movie-watching, I guess. I do enjoy Wes Anderson, Michel Gondry, Charlie Kaufman, the Coen Brothers, Tim Burton, and anything from Mystery Science Theater 3000. And Jaws, obviously. (Because, fuck yeah, right?)

I'm working on being less judgmental about people who have the WRONG taste in music. So I'm pretty open to whatever you're into. That being said, if you dislike They Might Be Giants, you are a bad person, and we will never be friends.

I'm pretty much the opposite of whatever a foodie is. That's not to say I don't appreciate fine dining. It's more of just, I fucking love Taco Bell and I don't care who knows it.
The six things I could never do without
- Pilot Precise V7 rolling ball pens. Those things are, just, the greatest pens.
- Moleskine notebooks. I've been around the world with a Moleskine. Durable as hell.
- Three through six, I could probably just list different whiskeys.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I try really hard to not think too much about anything, ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
really tired, but trying not to show it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have, unashamedly, watched like the last three Wrestlemanias. And enjoyed them, too. DON'T TELL ANYONE.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you love the fall, can quote from The Muppet Movie, or want to meet up and watch me butcher a Bright Eyes song at an open mic night.