Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am really, really bad at writing open-ended autobiographies. I'm
good at writing all kinds of other things, but not autobios.
Unfortunately, it's a mandatory question, so let's give it a
I tend to be awkward & soft-spoken in new situations or with
new people, but that changes as I become more comfortable
(sometimes very quickly). I love movies, music, reading, writing,
games (board/video/trivia/physical), performing at open-mics, &
spending time with the awesome people I'm lucky enough to be able
to call my friends.
UPDATE: I'm currently in an utterly wonderful relationship with a
woman I met right here on OK Cupid! So, you can chalk me up as a
positive testimonial that this can work.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I finished my Master's in Math Education in December 2011, &
right now I'm working my tail off tutoring and substitute teaching
to make student loan payments while I try to find a teaching
position. I'm also writing like a fiend (scripts & songs,
mostly), hoping to find some venue of production for the tales
& tunes that flow out of my mind.
(With regard to that last point, I've begun participating in St.
Lou Fringe, with productions in the 2013, 2014, & 2015 Fringe
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
math, writing, playing the jaw harp, driving, putting people at
ease (I've been told I have a very disarming "hello"), Super Smash
Bros., listening, making lists to fill in profiles on websites, and
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'd have to ask them. I'm a good judge of character, but not a
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Prepare for a sea of blue links.
SINGLE BOOKS: The Long Sandy
Hair of Neftoon Zamora
, Real Ultimate Power
America (& So Can You!)
& Prejudice & Zombies
BOOK SERIES: Animorphs
, A Series of
, Harry Potter
, Complete World
, Louis Sachar
, Anton Chekhov
FAVORITE MOVIES: Head
, The Princess Bride
, MST3K The
Movie, Stranger Than Fiction
Scott Pilgrim vs the
FAVORITE DIRECTORS: Alfred Hitchcock
(minus Planet of the Apes remake), Terry Gilliam
(minus Zack & Miri), Don Bluth
(minus The Pink Panther remake).
ALL TIME TV SHOWS: Mystery Science Theater
Adventures of Pete & Pete
, Quantum Leap
CURRENT SHOWS: The Late Late
Show with Craig Ferguson
, Adventure Time
, Legend of Korra
, Agents of SHIELD
Might Be Giants
, Lemon Demon
, Polyphonic Spree
, White Stripes
SOLO ARTISTS: Weird Al Yankovic
, Michael Nesmith
STYLES: Largely rock
, a little bit of
my favorite, but I've yet to find a culinary culture with nothing I
like in it.
(We could use a proper field for these last two...)
, Waiting for Godot
, Avenue Q
, Jesus Christ Superstar
, Total Nonsense
VIDEO GAMES: Super Smash Bros.
Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
, Mario Kart 64
trilogy, Sonic the Hedgehog
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Taking "things" literally here, so I'm not counting people (who are
inherently more valuable than any of the six things on this
1) My laptop, upon which I do my writing, recording, & a lot of
2) Jaw harp. It's my axe, & it's hard to come by a good one
without having to order online.
6) Some form of personal free-roaming transportation, whether a car
or a bike. Something that allows me to go anywhere I like, anytime
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music, film, the intricacies of the arts & their influence on
society, my friends/family, theatre, games, how to help people as
an educator, & social issues.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My work schedule is rather irregular, so on Fridays I could be
working (though usually not), I could be out with friends at a
movie/concert/physical activity, I could be in with friends
gaming/talking/watching stuff, or I could just be chilling at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
on *here* is that I named my teddy bear after Big Bird's teddy bear
Radar (which I later found out was named after Radar O'Reilly from
MASH). Not that terribly private, I know, but this is a
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you think talking to me would be interesting.
Also if you're not demanding a "spark" the first time we meet. My
personal history has shown me that the "spark" is wildly
unreliable, & partly as a result, I can be a little closed off
at first. With time, that changes.
ALSO also if you're not looking for a date or a hookup. My
girlfriend absolutely rocks my world.
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