My name is Spencer, and I am a sarcastic dork. I like to have fun at all costs while remaining professional (at least when at work...)
I am a submarine sailor in the greatest Navy in the world. I go away for weeks at a time and drive around underwater. Yes, I actually drive a 3 billion dollar war machine that is designed to sink.
I'm not 100% sure what I expect from this online dating thing. Right now I'm looking to meet up with people and see where it goes.
My weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is an ax. It's fairly durable against both bones and flesh and has decent reach. I would most likely also have a secondary hatchet on my belt and baseball bat slung on my back as a backup weapon.