CaptHookSpencer
28 Aiea, HI
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My self-summary
My name is Spencer, and I am a sarcastic dork. I like to have fun at all costs while remaining professional (at least when at work...)

I'm a people person and I am quick witted. If you want to chat me up be ready!

This is the second time for online dating. The first time was a success (I got married!) but it turned out she was bisexual and just wanted to get married to prove something to herself and family. That makes me divorced but really for the worst reason possible.

My weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is an ax. It's fairly durable against both bones and flesh and has decent reach. I would most likely also have a secondary hatchet on my belt and baseball bat slung on my back as a backup weapon.
What I’m doing with my life
Paying the bills and looking to enjoy the finer things in life.
I’m really good at
Ultimate frisbee, solving puzzles, math, trivia, and troubleshooting. I am a problem solver!
The first things people usually notice about me
How tall I am. I don't feel tall that often in my life except when I go out in town and see all the girls who are very short compared to me. Working with only guys makes me forget that sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book series:A Song of Ice and Fire, Eragon
Movie: Footloose
TV Show: Shameless
Food: ALL
Music: I use to listen to only Rock 'N Roll, but due to the nature of my work I now listen to all types of music. A good tune can have many different sounds.
The six things I could never do without
Friends
Family
Music
Whiskey
Water
Peanut Butter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get away with shananigans
On a typical Friday night I am
At the Gym
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
You should message me if
You can hold a conversation.
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