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CaptNapalm15

31 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Transportation
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think of myself of a modern renaissance man, born and bred in Oregon. I like to round myself out as best I can, and try to be a sponge for any knowledge and wisdom this crazy life throws my way. I previously worked as a graphic artist, you've probably seen my designs if you have ever been to a Timbers game. I am a voracious reader, and am thankful for the rise of the e-book. I enjoy sports and love to play and watch them. I play on an outdoor soccer team year round. A big fan of the Timbers, Blazers, and Oregon State. I was in the Air Force, no I wasn't a pilot but I drew pretty pictures as a graphic artist. I have been to 40 of the 50 states (need to finish off the Northeast, the Carolinas, and Hawaii). I was a nerdy eagle scout in high school, but it instilled a love of the outdoors. Nothing beats the escape and clarity of being in the in the wilderness. I love hanging out watching movies, playing board games, taking the dog for a walk, sharing a pint with friends, and cooking. I am ready to find someone who has the time and desire to share my interests with. I can't wait to find a partner to spoil, and someone to explore this world with.

For you psych majors: INTJ
For you nerds: Browncoat for life.
For you comedy fans: There is always money in the banana stand
For you sports fans: I am a 3rd string point guard and a starting left back.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I made a big career change and am now a conductor for Amtrak. All aboard! It will mean I get to travel a lot more, which I am excited for, plus chicks dig guys in uniform, right? I enjoy hiking and backpacking. Life is nothing without a little intellectual stimulation, I never want to stop learning in life. Even useless trivia, which I'm full of (I'd be great for your trivia team). I am both a supporter and a player of the beautiful game of soccer. After any exertion, physical or mental, there is nothing better than a pint of good beer. Luckily Portland is Beervana and a good pint is never far away. I also like to home brew my own, and have gotten pretty good at it. I love to cook and BBQ. I've been told I was the best Yankee BBQ'er by a toothless man, when I was stationed in the south in the Air Force. And who doesn't take advice from toothless southerners?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking up new things quickly. Let me play around with any gadget, skill, or game and I'll be mastering it in no time. I like to think I wont be the grandpa that can't work the VCR when I am old and slow.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I look pretty good in jeans bending over to pick things up. I just can't get into the skinny jean fad to show it off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books
Fight Club, Catch 22, Ender's Game, Into the Wild, My Side of the Mountain, The Joy of Homebrewing, A Brief History of Time, Unbroken, The Passage, Ubik, Ready Player One

Movies
The Matrix, Star Wars, Full Metal Jacket, Bullitt, Dodgeball, Old School, 28 Days Later, A Christmas Story, Saving Private Ryan, We Were Soldiers, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Black Hawk Down, Anchorman, Apocalypse Now, Band of Brothers, The Hangover, Moon, Inception, Interstellar

TV
Firefly, Lost, The Simpsons, Community, Battlestar Galactica, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, An Idiot Abroad, Top Gear, Fringe, 30 Rock, Nova, Spongebob Squarepants, Frontline, Homeland, Game of Thrones, Parks & Rec, Man Vs. Wild, Archer, Bob's Burgers

Music
Ben Howard, Juno Reactor, Thievery Corporation, Beastie Boys, The Crystal Method, Pendulum, Ben Folds,The Shins, Vacationer, Nirvana, Silversun Pickups, Mumford & Sons, Beastie Boys, Faithless, Junkie XL, Muse, Kasabian, OK Go, The Chemical Brothers, Prodigy, The Orb, The Crystal Method, Paul Oakenfold, Djs From Mars, deadmau5, DJ Shadow, RJD2, Weezer, Hybrid, Norwegian Recycling, Daft Punk, Unkle, Lindsay Sterling
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Outdoors - Nothing reminds us how good life can be like the view from the top of a mountain.

Beer - The hoppier the better.

Soccer - Play it or watch it, love the beautiful game.

Good Food - BBQ, Thai, Mexican, Pizza, preferably anything homemade.

Books - Never stop learning and expanding your mind.

Blank sheets of paper - Have to create, leave a mark on the world.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How awesome opening a brewery would be, and what a terrible business idea in this city it would be.

Which corner of this incredible state I want to explore next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, or planning the weekend's adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have an odd birthmark/bump on top of my head that when I have a bald head may or may not make my head look like a part of the female anatomy. Which was kindly observed and pointed out publicly by my drill sergeant when I was in basic training for the Air Force. And no I wont tell you the nicknames it earned me.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you're Rose City 'Til You Die, you need a hiking partner, need someone to cook you a nice dinner, you want someone to split that sampler tray at a new brewery, you need someone to run with (I'll keep up as long as I can), you want someone to discuss the finer points of Calvin & Hobbes, need a sub for your game (basketball, soccer, ultimate), or just need someone chill to hang out with. I am also looking to compete in one of the warrior dash / spartan type races this year and would love a training partner.

If you are looking for a partner for exploring I'd love to carry the compass or shoulder some of your load. Discovery is best shared with others.

You may get an on the spot marriage proposal if you can name the reference in my username.