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CaptNoize

54 M Sarver, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Let me describe myself.I'm 5'8"tall.German descent.
Brown/Blonde hair,green eyes.Four words that could describe me are Passionate,Intense,Loyal and Independent. I take care of myself by staying active,and walking everyday.(Most women guess my age at 42)My hobbies are diverse... electronic repair,carpentry,making weird vibrations,fixing warp engines,...and home repair!I'm divorced,no kids,financially ok ,and own a home,cars and a business. I have done many occupations in my life,but the one that I excelled at was being a professional musician and sound engineer(for concerts,and sports shows) for many years(most of my life)...My taste in music runs the gamete from classical to rock.I love stuff that has a "groove" to it.I listen to alot of progressive rock,stuff you've never heard of.love horror/sci-fi movies.I'm a "worker bee" and get things done.This is just a brief description of "who" I am.
I would like to find someone and see if we have "chemistry". We won't know that till we meet.
I don't have ANY criminal record,never been in handcuffs, ( I have a high security clearance) so you shouldn't have one/been in cuffs either.Most of my personal friends are in law enforcement,or are first responders.(firemen,and EMT's)

No Animal Haters..!I have a cat,,,and I love dogs...I'm not a "reptile"(snake) person. I had someone on here email me,pissed,cuz I didn't like "turtles"....give me a BREAK..!

I'm VERY analytical,I read thru profiles,and questions,before I reply.Please read thru the questions I've answered on here and compare yours to mine... I don't Smoke(only if I'm on fire) I don't drink(so go ahead,I'll be your designated driver,and I don't do drugs.(I've lived down a life time of that,since I'm a musician,I play guitar)
If I save you as a "Favorite", you should email me. It means I'm definitely interested,I just didn't have time at that moment to send you an email.
Please do not contact me if you're married,separated or dating someone..!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working at growing my business every day,and keeping my home nice,my cars functional,and my bills paid.What more could you ask for..?
I’m really good at
Doing home repairs,landscaping and electronics,playing music,and doing "live" sound. Coordinating large events in Pgh.I'm also very good at just "listening",and being a "stable person" in someone's life.Also,having a bad "hair" day..I can really do without the "bar" thing. All you find there are bullshitters,(liars)cheaters,and wanna be-s.
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me...some say my hair...and eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Like I said before,I'm a horror/sci-fi aficionado;growing up around Pittsburgh as a child,I always watched "Chiller Theater"I grew up watching movies from "Hammer Horror Studios"....I totally love The Walking Dead,Falling Skies,Grimm,Supernatural,and tons of old tv sci-fi series (Star Trek,Outer Limits,Lost In Space,etc.)...as far as music,I'm a schooled musician and sound engineer,among many other things. I really like 70's, 80's and 90's hard rock /art rock and "heavy metal". Some of my favorite bands are Black Sabbath,Kiss(with makeup)older Rush,Queen,UFO,Thin Lizzy,Boston,Triumph,Van Halen,Journey,Kansas,Judas Priest,Scorpions,MSG,Saxon,Def Leppard,Krokus,Iron Maiden,Damn Yankees and Bad Company. I like alot of bands most people have never heard of.Yes,,I know...most of these are "Hard Rock" bands....you either "get it" or you don't.....most women,don't.Some really do. As far as books ,I was heavily influenced by E.A. Poe, H.P. Lovecraft,Ayn Rand, Ray Bradbury and Stephen King.I also love graphic comic art like Terror Tales, Vault of Horror,and Tales From the Crypt.
As far as food,I'm a "meat and potatoes" kinda guy,but I also love Italian and Mexican food.
..... Being a musician most of my life,I have been heavily influenced by Rush,mostly their early stuff."(Moving Pictures,and back)All The World's A Stage" is my favorite "live" CD. You simply CANNOT,CANNOT..! be a musician,and NOT be influenced by them. I was also influenced by Michael Schenker.
If you don't know who he is,..you need to check him out..!!
The six things I could never do without
I'll let you guess this one..it'll give us something to talk about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wondering if ANYTHING I wrote on here,resonates with someone.
Finding someone to share my life with.
Music..how it has shaped my life.All the years I spent on the road,touring.
Family/friends/pets.... who I won't see anymore.Some are far away,,,,some....are in Heaven...sadly missed, but not forgotten.
The toll 2010 took on me...I lost just about everyone who made an impact on my life.
How much a HUGE waste of time this site is.
On a typical Friday night I am
usually open to do something new,or just staying in...chillin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One thing you need to know about me...when the whole world goes to hell in a hand basket,,I'm the person you can count on.
I'm perfect for a "zombie apocalypse".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–57
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
First off, if you are SINGLE,..NOT MARRIED OR SEPARATED.You don't have little kids,I don't want the drama of an ex husband,boy friend, or ex asshole.You don't smoke.You want to meet.You don't think I'll be your "ATM". You're open minded about music,just becuz I like metal,doesn't mean I'm narrow minded.I will send you a pic if we talk awhile. If you made this far,and still reading,you definitely need to contact me.