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69 M San Bernardino, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 55–80
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Yiddish (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm retired military, both Army and Air Force 30 years total. I've been married, widowed, and divorced. I have two daughters (one here and one in Germany). I'm also retired aircraft and helicopter inspector. Hobbies are history, law, and computer research. I once owned a bookstore so still have plenty to read. My health is fairly good, and I speed walk, lift weights, and even dance on occasion. I'm a good listener (like all men), and even passionate, romantic, and affectionate at times, but yeah, why stop there? I'm "into" hypnosis, metaphysics, historical studies, conspiracies, and yes, even the Bible. I've been to Russia, Estonia, Israel, Iraq, and all over Europe, Panama, Brazil, South Africa, Rhodesia, and Argentina, and a couple years back even Afghanistan. Life's a trade-off, but in the end it really just depends on who you are and who you're with.
What I’m doing with my life
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See above..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can keep a clean house (hell, 30 years in the military, right?), and I dabble (is that the right phrase?) with interior design, mostly south-western. I was an aviation paralegal for a couple years, so I'm a wonderful muck-racking SOB. I love to fiddle in local politics, writing some "in your face" articles about the idiots we put in office to "lead" us. Occasionally I have a radio talk show slot on KCAA 1050 on the dial.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I still have my hair, no tatoos, my teeth are in.., I smell good, and I don't have a blue togue..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I pick up 6 books from Goodwill every week, and take 6 back.., audi books are good also..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Military retirement and SS funds
Gas for my cars
Food, Water, Shelter,
Clean underwear..
Food in the Frig
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
See above.., but basically I don't give a rat's ass anymore. Need a nice lady, and move out of California..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well.., whatever I do it ain't like the 1980's.., I usually find some nice lady who needs her dishwasher fixed and she can't wait to take me out for a fine dinner at the most expenive cafe.., Wait, waht happened.., Oh I just woke up...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Oh hell, why go into all that. I've done all the perverted things boys and men do (no hair on my hand though), and I admit I've left the toilet seat up on occasion, I read Vanity Fair, and that sex-filled rag Cosmo, but just to stay alert to what you girls are up to.
You should message me if
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Okay, lets say you are still a total fox for your age.., and you still have the beach house with the patio, pool, and fireplace after "he" ran off with the twins. WARNING: I don't bit, but I nibble a bit from time to time. Finally, I have a question, why do the women always have their computers in the bedroom.., or take their photos in the bathroom..?