Capt_Handy
66 San Bernardino, CA
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My self-summary
Okay, here goes but don't forget this is an update and only a bare bones idea about what I'm really all about. I'm retired military, and have been married, divorced, and widowed. I have two daughters (one here, one in Germany). I used to be a aircraft inspector. Hobbies are history, law, research, and I owned a bookstore. Health is good, and I speed walk, lift weights, and dance. I'm "into" hypnosis, historical studies, conspiracies. I've been to Russia, Estonia, Israel, Iraq, and all over Europe, Panama, Brazil, South Africa, Rhodesia, and Argentina, and Afghanistan.
What I’m doing with my life
I had a couple issues with the San Bernardino Airport, but unfortunately the airport is going to fail as has the city of San Bernardino. I tried to save it, but now see that is a waste of time and taxpayer's money. That's over, and maybe I can still recover a piece of change from my lien claims, but like life.., no guarantees.
I’m really good at
I can keep a clean house (hell, 30 years in the military, right?), and I dabble (is that the right phrase?) with interior design, mostly south-western. I'm a paralegal and so I'm a wonderful muck-racking SOB. I love to fiddle in local politics, writing some "in your face" articles about the idiots we put in office to "lead" us. Occasionally I have a radio talk show on KCAA 1050 on the dial.
The first things people usually notice about me
I still have my hair, no tatoos, my teeth are in.., I smell good, and I don't have a blue tongue..(bet I got'cah on that one..?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I pick up 6 books from Goodwill every week, and take 6 back.., audio books are good also..
The six things I could never do without
Money, Health, pair of shoes which fit
Car, Gas, Insurance
Food, Water, Shelter, Clothing
Clean underwear, Cat food..
Understanding Lady friend
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Basically all the stuff naughty boys and men think about, and can still do..(chuckle)..? I stay happy, so what's the alternative..? I think about moving out of California to Idaho or Colorado before the big one hits..
On a typical Friday night I am
Well.., whatever I do it ain't like the 1980's. I usually find some nice lady who needs something repaired or fixed and she can't wait to take me out for a fine dinner at the most expenive cafe.., Wait, what happened.., Oh I just woke up...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Oh hell, why go into all that. I've done all the perverted things boys and men do (no hair on my hand though), and I admit I've left the toilet seat up on occasion, I read Vanity Fair, and that sex-filled rag Cosmo, but just to stay alert to what you girls are up to.
You should message me if
Okay, lets say you're still a total fox for your age. You still have the beach house with the patio, pool, and fireplace. If you've read this far and can stand an opinionated SOB like me, then what are we waiting for?
WARNING: I don't bite, but I nibble a bit from time to time. So best regards, and I'm Mike (I put my name here so I can tell if you waded through the whole profile, and you've passed the test. Pretty good, huh..?) Finally, I have a question, why do the women always have their computers in the bedroom.., or take their photos in the bathroom..?
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