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Capt_Homeslice

29 Elkhart, IN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I work in a factory. I have 2 daughters. They're easily the cutest kids on the planet. I play games. I like things nerdy. Lets talk about Star Wars. Or comics.
I try to stay busy with friends. A few hours spent with a master of conversation who shares my interests is exactly how I want to spend my day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I try to think as if every day is an epic quest for awesome. Those clouds aren't just clouds... They are probably holding up an army of ninjas prepared to steal all our chocolate and drop the world into a spiraling inescapable depression.
That old creepy building is probably a zombie command center. Ground zero for the end of everything but a handful of resourceful survivors and their cats.
Just sayin. Shits real. I'll be ready for anything. And so will my cat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making breakfast. Bullshitting. Also, putting my foot in my mouth. You should see it. It changes everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How easily I warm up to new people. Also, sideburns. Strangers occasionally play with my sideburns and make cute little noises. It's entertaining.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
authors: GRR Martin, Terry Pratchett, CS Lewis, David Farland, Robin Hobb, Jack London

bands: Modest Mouse, Mumford&Sons, Tom Petty, Queens of The Stone Age, Bush, Pink Floyd, Stone Sour, Blue October, Elton John, David Bowie, The White Stripes, The Black Keys, The Kings of Leon, The Beatles, Alice Cooper, Albert King, Jimi Hendrix, The Dresden Dolls, Meatloaf, Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, Garbage, Regina Spektor, Rage Against The Machine

guitarists: Jack White, David Gilmour, Tom Morello

food: Mexican, breakfast, Italian, gyros, sushi, Chinese, Thai, Indian

movies: Monty Python's The Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Star Wars, Serenity, Dr. Horrible, Rent, Across the Universe, Les Mis, The Devils Carnival... Anything musical. I'm a movie junkie, you you should just ask for more.

games: Borderlands, Risk, Munchkin, euchre, Texas hold'em, Dominion
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Exclamation points! A game to play. A friend to talk to. Hugs. Laughter. Something to read. =)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is Elmer Fudd villainous? Or just hungry? Maybe Bugs Bunny is really the villain. He takes way too much joy in rubbing Elmers face in a pile of fail.
Also, will I ever find a shirt that actually goes with my favorite tie?
And when will I learn to tie a bow tie? Bow ties are cool. O.o
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to make an unrealistic plan to see all of my friends at once into a reality.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate folding laundry.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you enjoy coffee. Or tea. Or beer! If you know what your favorite wine is. If you've ever played Dominion or Munchkin. If you love sushi. You definitely need to message me if you love sushi.