Capt_Homeslice
31 Elkhart, IN
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My self-summary
I work in a factory. I have 2 daughters. They're easily the cutest kids on the planet. I play games. I like things nerdy. Lets talk about Star Wars. Or comics.
I try to stay busy with friends. A few hours spent with a master of conversation who shares my interests is exactly how I want to spend my day.
What I’m doing with my life
I try to think as if every day is an epic quest for awesome. Those clouds aren't just clouds... They are probably holding up an army of ninjas prepared to steal all our chocolate and drop the world into a spiraling inescapable depression.
That old creepy building is probably a zombie command center. Ground zero for the end of everything but a handful of resourceful survivors and their cats.
Just sayin. Shits real. I'll be ready for anything. And so will my cat.
I’m really good at
Making breakfast. Bullshitting. Also, putting my foot in my mouth. You should see it. It changes everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
How easily I warm up to new people. Also, facial hair. Strangers occasionally play with my sideburns/beard and make cute little noises. It's entertaining.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
authors: GRR Martin, Terry Pratchett, CS Lewis, David Farland, Robin Hobb, Jack London

bands: Modest Mouse, Mumford&Sons, Tom Petty, Queens of The Stone Age, Bush, Pink Floyd, Stone Sour, Blue October, Elton John, David Bowie, The White Stripes, The Black Keys, The Kings of Leon, The Beatles, Alice Cooper, Albert King, Jimi Hendrix, The Dresden Dolls, Meatloaf, Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, Garbage, Regina Spektor, Rage Against The Machine

guitarists: Jack White, David Gilmour, Tom Morello

food: Mexican, breakfast, Italian, gyros, sushi, Chinese, Thai, Indian

movies: Monty Python's The Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Star Wars, Serenity, Dr. Horrible, Rent, Across the Universe, Les Mis, The Devils Carnival... Anything musical. I'm a movie junkie, you should just ask for more.

games: Borderlands, Risk, Munchkin, euchre, Texas hold'em, Dominion
The six things I could never do without
Exclamation points! A game to play. A friend to talk to. Hugs. Laughter. Something to read. =)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is Elmer Fudd villainous? Or just hungry? Maybe Bugs Bunny is really the villain. He takes way too much joy in rubbing Elmers face in a pile of fail.
Also, will I ever find a shirt that actually goes with my favorite tie?
And when will I learn to tie a bow tie? Bow ties are cool. O.o
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to make an unrealistic plan to see all of my friends at once into a reality.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate folding laundry.
You should message me if
If you enjoy coffee. Or tea. Or beer! If you know what your favorite wine is. If you've ever played Dominion or Munchkin. If you love sushi. You definitely need to message me if you love sushi.
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