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Capt_Homeslice

29 M Elkhart, IN

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I like concerts and road trips. I love food.
I have a girlfriend. She rocks my socks. She would rock yours too, but we don't know you. Weirdo.
I like dark beer. Bocks and porters lately. Dislike pilsners. =/
I rate putting on a brand new sock as one of the most pleasurable experiences I can imagine. It excites me.
People who are kind or goofy or sarcastic and witty excite me too.
Incessant unnecessary apologies bother me immensely.
Im impulsive and I hate it sometimes.
I get way too excited when Im telling a fun story and totally forget why Im telling it or how to end it.
I might hug a complete stranger without provocation.
People with a healthy appreciation for Star Wars, other epic fantasies and rpg's are automatically people I want to be friends with.
My biggest pet peeve lately is hearing the word "is" (or a contraction for it, as shown in the following example) used when "are" is meant.
EX: "There's cookies on the table."
Fail.
I’m really good at
Making breakfast. Bullshitting. Also, putting my foot in my mouth. You should see it. It changes everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
How easily I warm up to new people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
authors: GRR Martin, Terry Pratchett, CS Lewis, David Farland, Robin Hobb, Jack London

bands: Modest Mouse, Mumford&Sons, Tom Petty, Queens of The Stone Age, Bush, Pink Floyd, Judas Priest, Stone Sour, Blue October, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Elton John, David Bowie, The White Stripes, The Black Keys, The Kings of Leon, The Beatles, AC/DC, Alice Cooper, Albert King, Jimi Hendrix, The Dresden Dolls, Meatloaf, Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, Garbage, Regina Spektor, Rage Against The Machine

guitarists: Jack White, David Gilmour, Tom Morello

food: Mexican, breakfast, Italian, gyros, sushi, Chinese, Thai, Indian

movies: The Dark Knight, V for Vendetta, American Beauty, Monty Python's The Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Star Wars, Serenity, Dr. Horrible

games: Borderlands, Risk, Munchkin, euchre, Texas hold'em
The six things I could never do without
Music, books, my handy dandy back pack that holds my emergency rescue kit, warm socks, a dictionary and food (coffee forms the base of my nutrition pyramid, btw).
Lists are also handy...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is Elmer Fudd villainous? Or just hungry? Maybe Bugs Bunny is really the villain. He takes way too much joy in rubbing Elmers face in a pile of fail.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends. Trying a new porto. On a date. Anything but sitting at home alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate folding laundry. 0.o
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you are my enemy by 95%, message me so that I may know my nemesis and we can do battle. If you think Im cute and want to say so, go for it. Ill tell you what I think of your pictures and maybe we will do battle too. Or just hug. If you want to hug, perhaps I will accommodate you. If you want to play poker, message me and gird yourself for poverty.
Dong ma?