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Capt_Yossarian

33 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Theatre Director, Playwright, Fundraiser, NPO Development, Political Activist, Old Timey Enthusiast.

A few years ago I was living in Vancouver (while attending film school) and had a sketchy little apartment near the downtown Eastside. The pink neon light from the Biltmore Hotel's crummy sign use to spill into my room at night. Combined with the misty moist air and eerie amber of the sodium vapor street lights, it often resembled a poor mans Blade Runner set.

About one trillion excellent shenanigans happened during my time there, but three incidents I hold to heart:

i) While taking the late night #8 Bus (I lovingly named the Crazy 8) a Buddhist monk traveled up and down the bus with a stick, banging a red fire alarm tied to string . Shaved head, orange robes and all. I found the loud ding and long reverberation to be tres awesome. This was much better than the same old same old bus ride. He then came over to me, having not spoken to anyone else, smiled and said "You are a million rays of light." Awesome. He continued his gonging and I left the bus happily confused.

ii) Same bus a few months later. A tiny old lady comes on to the bus and sits across from me. I think she was waiting at the stop a few centuries because her clothing was that of a Halloween Gypsy costume, but all authentic-like. If you hit her with your car or foreclosed on her house, she would certainly curse you something terrible. Just before my stop she leans across the aisle and says to me with a smile "Everything will turn out alright for you, you'll see." I said a genuine thank-you and then it was my stop.

iii) Some time later, after just getting off the aforementioned bus I notice a rather animated fellow handing out pamphlets with a very emphatic "Jesus loves you!". Person after person is greeted and gifted with "Jesus loves you" and a pamphlet. I get my "Jesus loves you" but then the man turns around, his face twisted and says to me "But I hate you."

So the Buddhist monk thinks I'm a million rays of light, a gypsy foresees everything will be alright for me, Jesus loves me...but some dude with pamphlets hates me.

I'm in a most excellent open relationship with tell_me_a_fable and I or we enjoy the company of relaxed, creative and aware ladies or couples or see folks on our own. Emotional and sexually maturity mixed with the good kinds of immaturity are all aces here.
What I’m doing with my life
Just finished a 2013 national tour of my one man play, cities from Yukon to Montreal. The show is about my arrest at the Toronto G20 Summit. Good times. Working on various theatre projects, recently a fundraising specialist for various charitable organizations, like Amnesty International and CAMH.

I'm always working on a number of projects and find creativity a wonderful way to explore our world. Directed a lot of funky Shakespeare in my day.

I also enjoy taking time to watch some clouds now and then.
I’m really good at
- Asking bizarre and unlikely hypothetical questions relating to bizarre and unlikely scenarios.
- Making things yummy
- Laughing at myself
- Keeping a sense of whimsy
- Staying in the water until wrinkled
- Exploring creepy/cool old buildings, attics and basements
- Making interesting choices
- Arts & crafts with no purpose
- Improvised song
- Visualizing
- Chikka chikka bwow-bwow
The first things people usually notice about me
One of four things apparently:
-I'm a million rays of light
-Everything will be alright for me
- Jesus loves me
- They hate me

* See above story for clarification.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Read, read, read: Catch-22, Titus Andronicus, Dear Everybody, The Unit, The Circus of Doctor Lao, old fairy tales, fables and legends, Bret Easton Ellis, Douglas Coupland. Also almost anything Morris Panych, Kurt Vonnegut, George Orwell, H.G. Wells, Shel Silverstein, H.P. Lovecraft, Joanna Newsome lyrics, Leonard Cohen poetry. Macbeth earns a soft spot as I've directed it a few times. Really enjoy super-old magazines, postcards and ads.

La, la la: Bloc Party, Regina Spektor, Joanna Newsome, Arcade Fire, Patrick Watson, Buck 65, Pink Floyd, Bat For Lashes, Wolf Parade, Great Lake Swimmers, Spoon, Modest Mouse, David Bowie, Sarah Slean, Hawksley Workman, The Dears, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Rufus Wainwright, Johnny Cash, Danny Michel, Hayden, The Decemberists, Magnetic Fields, Hidden Cameras, Mark Mothersbaugh, Clint Mansell, Jon Brion, Depeche Mode, Gary Numan, Animals, The Clash, Leonard Cohen, Joel Plaskett, Chad VanGaalen, Nouvelle Vague and MANY more!

Watch watch watch: Hot Docs Film Fest, HBO's Carnival, Deadwood, Misfits, Doctor Who, Kings and Mr. Show. Stella, Strangers with Candy, BBC's Planet Earth and Life series (David Attenborough only, Oprah can suck it). Umm, old Tim Burton, Coen Brothers, P.T. Anderson, Orson Welles, Terry Gilliam, Darren Aronofsky, Jean-Pierre Jeunet . Enjoy The 7 Faces of Dr. Lao, Princess Bride, Legend, Lawrence of Arabia, Bob Roberts and lots of other stuff.

Eat eat eat: World-wise palette, not so keen on fast food/pub fare. Blah.
The six things I could never do without
- Inquisitiveness
- Whimsy
- Sex/kink/adventures in bed
- civil liberties
- creative expression
- lists about things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Haunted Houses, Building a Snowman, Sticking it to the Man, Adventure, Robots, Pirates, Robot-Pirates, old timey phrases, innuendo, glitter glue, winter nights, being underwater, swimming in moonlight, stars, rocking out, colouring outside the lines, refusal to accept apathy as a way of life, tripping the light fantastic, the vast expanse of space, Iceland, leather, carving pumpkins, manta rays & castles
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a profile on OkCupid.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Well, I'm in a most excellent open relationship with tell_me_a_fable and I or we enjoy the company of relaxed, creative and aware gals or couples, or seeing folks on our own. So, if you're a kid at heart, but grown-up enough to be cool with the world o' non-monog, drop me an e-telegram!