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CaptainAwsum

28 M Decatur, GA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Born and schooled in London, graduated Canterbury University in 1993 with a double first in Politics and Sociology. Attended Hendon College of Police Training. Displayed great aptitude in field exercises, notably Urban Pacification and Riot Control. Academically excelled in theoretical course work and final year examinations. Received a Baton of Honour, graduated with distinction into the Metropolitan Police Service and quickly established an effectiveness and popularity within the community. Proceeded to improve skill base with courses in advanced driving... and advanced cycling. He became heavily involved in a number of extra-vocational activities and to this day, he holds the Met record for the hundred metre dash. In 2001, he began active duty with the renowned SO19 Armed Response Unit and received a Bravery Award for efforts in the resolution of Operation Crackdown. In the last twelve months, he has received nine special commendations, achieved highest arrest record for any officer in the Met and sustained three injuries in the line of duty, most recently in December when wounded by a man dressed as Father Christmas.

If you catch this, I give you the highest of fives!
What I’m doing with my life
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Ummmmmm..... Ask me things
I’m really good at
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Things

Sarcasm. Like, a lot of sarcasm. If you can't handle a joke, please don't bother. I have a nerdy and dirty mind. Can't help it. If it makes me laugh, I'll say it. OH! And puns! Puns are my favorite.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't see it, but people say that I look like Mark Ruffalo (Avengers + many other films), Jake Johnson (New Girl), aaaaand my face? Probably my hair or eyes?

Compliments are on random with me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books
Comics mainly

Books (I'm just going to list authors): Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Mark Millar, Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis, Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, George R. R. Martin, Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Joe Hill, Nick Offerman, JJ Abrams & Doug Dorst, I think Stephen King is a little overrated, as last but not least, Stan "The Man" Lee.

Movies
Cornetto Trilogy, Jurassic Park, Kick-Ass, About Time, Marvel/DC and other comics films, Abbot & Costello Meet Frankenstein, Mel Brooks films, and many, many more.

Shows
CURRENT:
Doctor Who, Arrow, Supernatural, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, How I Met Your Mother, The Walking Dead, Sherlock, Mixology, Enlisted, Cougar Town, The Tonight Show, Conan, The Pete Holmes Show, The Big Bang Theory, Marvels Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Top Gear (UK ONLY)

Grew up on 70s-90s sitcoms and cartoons. The classics from when I was a wee little lad!

Music
I'm a sucker for a great movie score
You Me at Six, Jason Lancaster (Go Radio), Glen Hansard, Joshua Radin, Queen, New Found Glory, A Day to Remember, The Smiths (Morrissey), Black Keys, The Early November, Ace Enders. I'm also in to broadway/musicals.

There's a lot more.

Food
Anything. I LOVE food. Going to places around the city with friends and share what we get. The only thing I won't eat (or drink) is anything that taste like black licorice. Ugh. Other than that, I have no limits. Bring it on!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water
Tea
Ice Breaker Mints
Food
Phone
Bow & Arrows (Weapon of choice for the end of the world)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Comedy, dinosaurs, food, why most people are they way they are (which provides the comedy element), theories on what's going to happen in my shows/movies/comics, random, random, random.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
ABC-ing

Always Be Caging

Thats for the Community fans
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll sing the shit out of Hansons "Mmm Bop"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're looking for someone to hang out with. Go out and do something random or stay inside and play games or watch movies or a series. Maybe build a puzzle?