Born and schooled in London, graduated Canterbury University in
1993 with a double first in Politics and Sociology. Attended Hendon
College of Police Training. Displayed great aptitude in field
exercises, notably Urban Pacification and Riot Control.
Academically excelled in theoretical course work and final year
examinations. Received a Baton of Honour, graduated with
distinction into the Metropolitan Police Service and quickly
established an effectiveness and popularity within the community.
Proceeded to improve skill base with courses in advanced driving...
and advanced cycling. He became heavily involved in a number of
extra-vocational activities and to this day, he holds the Met
record for the hundred metre dash. In 2001, he began active duty
with the renowned SO19 Armed Response Unit and received a Bravery
Award for efforts in the resolution of Operation Crackdown. In the
last twelve months, he has received nine special commendations,
achieved highest arrest record for any officer in the Met and
sustained three injuries in the line of duty, most recently in
December when wounded by a man dressed as Father Christmas.
If you catch this, I give you the highest of fives!
What I’m doing with my life
Art. Cooking. Cosplay. Film. Practicing impressions and accents cause I'm bored.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm. Like, a lot of sarcasm. If you can't handle a joke, please
don't bother. I have a nerdy and dirty mind. Can't help it. If it
makes me laugh, I'll say it. OH! And puns! Puns are my favorite.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't see it, but people say that I look like Mark Ruffalo
(Avengers + many other films), Jake Johnson (New Girl), aaaaand my
face? Probably my hair or eyes?
Compliments are on random with me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books (I'm just going to list authors): Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman,
Mark Millar, Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis, Grant Morrison, Alan Moore,
George R. R. Martin, Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Joe Hill, Nick Offerman,
JJ Abrams & Doug Dorst, I think Stephen King is a little
overrated, as last but not least, Stan "The Man" Lee.
Cornetto Trilogy, Jurassic Park, Kick-Ass, About Time, Marvel/DC
and other comics films, Abbot & Costello Meet Frankenstein, Mel
Brooks films, and many, many more.
Doctor Who, Arrow, Supernatural, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, How I Met Your
Mother, The Walking Dead, Sherlock, Mixology, Enlisted, Cougar
Town, The Tonight Show, Conan, The Pete Holmes Show, The Big Bang
Theory, Marvels Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Top Gear (UK ONLY)
Grew up on 70s-90s sitcoms and cartoons. The classics from when I
was a wee little lad!
I'm a sucker for a great movie score
You Me at Six, Jason Lancaster (Go Radio), Glen Hansard, Joshua
Radin, Queen, New Found Glory, A Day to Remember, The Smiths
(Morrissey), Black Keys, The Early November, Ace Enders. I'm also
in to broadway/musicals.
There's a lot more.
Anything. I LOVE food. Going to places around the city with friends
and share what we get. The only thing I won't eat (or drink) is
anything that taste like black licorice. Ugh. Other than that, I
have no limits. Bring it on!
The six things I could never do without
Ice Breaker Mints
Bow & Arrows (Weapon of choice for the end of the world)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Comedy, dinosaurs, food, why most people are they way they are
(which provides the comedy element), theories on what's going to
happen in my shows/movies/comics, random, random, random.
On a typical Friday night I am
Always Be Caging
Thats for the Community fans
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll sing the shit out of Hansons "Mmm Bop"
You should message me if
If you're looking for someone to hang out with. Go out and do
something random or stay inside and play games or watch movies or a
series. Maybe build a puzzle?