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MountainCatMaul

23 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Since OKCupid decided to move it way down into details, here's an immediate disclaimer that I am seeing someone, and just looking for friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Paralegalese, which is mostly communicated by paper cuts and stupidly long hours.

Trying to schedule events with New York Cares, because volunteering, as well as being "for the greater good" and shit, keeps me grounded and makes "the big city" smaller.
I’m really good at
Writing with my left-hand. Because I'm left-handed.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Razor tongued temptress."

"Captivating young potato. Young potato in NY so full of hope and promise. Beautiful and well-spoken. But, not all soft snow. Definitely some spine. I like you. The sweetness has good balance. Beautiful young potato. 10 of 10." - Internet stranger

"I'd hit it if I didn't have to fear the wrath of _mrnovember's cutting jawline. Also if I wasn't scared of you killing me and leaving me in a ditch" - Friend

"Ray of sunshine" - Divorce solicitor at a London law firm

"You're like Satan in heels." - Library supervisor

"You put the 'cute' in 'execute.'" - Roommate

"I wish I had a face that expressive." - Friend who's never experienced the disadvantages of transparent emotions.

"Chaos: 5/5" - Employer to whose "evil minion" position I applied

"You're pretty manly. Handsome. Rugged. You're like a Ford F-150. But you drive around with free range bunnies in the bed because you're adorable too." - Asshole who was right about one thing.

" Very down-to-earth but in a witty way. She has a fabulous way with words. If she were an author, she'd probably be Oscar Wilde sans the overwhelming addiction to opium, absinthe and asphyxiating purple prose." - Internet stranger
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All your typical TV shows like Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Community, The Office, etc. Band of Brothers is my favorite HBO series. Sorry, GOT.

Book killer. If I ask to borrow a book, do not trust me because it will return to you dog-eared and beaten-up. Three favorites are Angela's Ashes, Pride and Prejudice (Yeah, I know), and LOTR.
The six things I could never do without
1. Sunlight
2. The color green - Makes me treesick for home, but I miss it in the winter.
3. Fenway Park - Boston you are the only, only, only
4. Sunlight - I'm afraid of the dark.
5. My favorite sweater - It's a wicked sexy men's XXL from Goodwill.
6. Singing in the shower, and in the rain.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why crying during How to Train Your Dragon isn't "acceptable behavior."
On a typical Friday night I am
Being a curmudgeon at home with my significant otter or fingering my lit and master baking.

Or out at a bar with a few friends. I'm not big on the "Let's go clubbing in 10 inch heels" scene, mostly because my only dance move is the sprinkler.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear giant bunny slippers at work after-hours.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You probably shouldn't. I'm in Toronto on business for the next two months.