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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40–65
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 21, 2014
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Doesn’t want kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello Girls.

I’m just a really nice guy. I speak well, I am fun to be with when I am not running a ship, (I’m the proverbial Captain Bligh). I do not use foul language, and I treat everyone with dignity and respect, until they give me reason to do otherwise.

I have had a fantastic life, a very interesting life, and I’m just getting started.

This business of on-line “dating” may be a little bit awkward for both of us. The expectation of being judged and being expected to make a judgment about the girl I have asked out to dinner could make the date less than a fun date.

Let’s be different.

Why can’t we just have a nice date, have fun, and then if we should both happen to like each other, have another date.

I do not know how old I am, and neither does this web site. I do not know my parents, or where or when I was born. I am not trying to mislead anyone. I have several birth certificates, of doubtful repute, obtained in various countries, which range in birth date from 1957 to 1928. I may in fact be 56 or 84 years old.

When I first signed up for this personals site, I was not allowed to put in “unk” as date of birth, I was required to put in a number. Your guess is as good as mine as to what number should be in there.

I’m now “Older than dirt”, shot up, cut up, beat up, weather-beaten, by sun, wind and salt spray, and still going strong. If age is important to you look at the pictures and make a judgment.

I live in a small cottage on Treasure Island. I really like it here. I, being an X-Sea Captain, have traveled and lived in many parts of the world, and my choice of places to live is right here. At least for now. Because winter is coming on, and because I do not see any solution to the United States government failure or the economic collapse with the inevitable hyperinflation, I am considering moving to a nice warm island in the Caribbean if you would like to go with me. A place where we can live on the beach and walk into Bocus Town in the afternoon.

I closed my offices, developed a Virtual Finance Company which exists only in cyberspace, so I can run these companies from the servers and computers in one room any place we live. There is no such thing as 9:00 to 5:00 for me. When you are ready to play, I’m available.

I drink very little, I like fine restaurants and little hole in the wall restaurants, dinner theaters, and honky-tonks, driving the back roads to visit small towns just to see what there is to see, riding the cruise ships since I do not have to worry about running the damn thing, walking on the beaches here or most any warm place, taking my girlfriend shopping for that perfect little black dress as long as she will model them for me, but, what is more important to me is, what do you like to do that I can participate in.

I’m, however, looking for a Girlfriend with Smarts. A girl for both the fun times, and with the smarts to learn to manage my United States Corporations if I am run over by that big Mack truck.

A girl who does not smoke or use drugs.

I am extremely loyal, a real one woman man.
I will indeed treat you like a Princess and make sure that every day you know that there is no other girl in the world that is treated better than you are.

I am attracted to girls with long hair, slim and trim, a shapely figure, big boobs, and most importantly a nice smile. A big smile makes every girl beautiful.

I would like to take you to one of the little beach front cafes for a soda pop and a hot dog, or to dinner in a restaurant of your choosing, or the finest restaurant I know about in this part of the country, for a fine dinner and possibly dance a Fox Trot, a Triple Lindy, or just a slow dance so I have an excuse to hold you in my arms.

Please send me an E-Mail so we can arrange to talk.

Captain Douglas
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building a new business while looking for a girlfriend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Attending to my girlfriends needs and desires.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. Many years ago when I would come to the United States, people would call me Mr. Clean or Yule Brenner because of my shaved head. Now it is so common no one even notices
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I used to read a lot, mostly non fiction. Now I tend to do all my reading from a computer screen. I hack code for my servers and computers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Only two are important. My girlfriend and my businesses, in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I can do to please my girlfriend. Every day I think, what can I do today, to make her life just a little bit better. I want her to know that there is no other girl in the world that is treated better than she is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now, it's all about getting this new kind of finance company that I invented up and running. When I have a girl friend, then we'll decide what to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Why would I tell everyone in the world by putting it in here?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
For any reason. Please send me an E-Mail.

If you have any question, send me an E-Mail. I am serious about this and will talk about anything.