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CaptainFantasee

44 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm what you might call a "heady" type person. Trying to adapt to the normalcy and hipsters.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
saving the planet for you and me
trudging through the muck
playing for keeps
sleeping whenever I can
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
following rules
doing things by the book

avoiding the shift key

having my own style

obeying the law
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't look as old as I am?

How would I know what the first thing anyone would notice about me is? I don't like attracting attention to myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books-tales from the moe. republic, early stephen king novels, robert heinlein, tom robbins, MAD Magazine, I don't read a lot anymore.

movies-coen bros, quentin, broken lizard, I like to watch really bad movies too and make fun of them. Cyborg Cop is classic.

music-hippie stoner jam bands, ween, roots rock reggae, ska, david bowie, rolling stones, oingo boingo, talking heads, prince, pink floyd... you get the gist, I am too old to appreciate any new bands from this century.

food-I'll eat anything! seriously. I love cheerios! mac and cheese, tacos, pasta, why is this important? everybody eats food. am I supposed to impress someone with some extra upscale hoity toity foodie qualifications here?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music
art
food
air
water
intoxicants and/or sex...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
people who use their fog lights on a daily basis. Sunny? Foggy? Rainy? it's all good!

the female form-I adore curvy and full figured women
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to behave myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love Grateful Dead and phish and dancing around with the kinds of people who should bathe more often than they do.

I am wearing absolutely nothing below the waist in my profile picture.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–54
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you think we would be friends. :-)

and especially if I send you a friendly comment first! If I say something nice to you, it doesn't necessarily mean that I want to date you, I just like to say friendly things.