CaptainHM
37 Ljubljana, Slovenia
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My self-summary
I'm a British man living in Slovenia. You will love my accent.

I'm very funny. So funny that I get paid to be funny.

I still have glorious, luxuriant hair. For now.

I'm smart enough to know how dumb I am.

I'm tall. Please stand on your tip-toes if you wish to tell me a secret. I promise I'll keep it.
What I’m doing with my life
I teach English. I'm getting better at it all the time and learning as I go.

I perform stand-up comedy. I'm good at it too. I won't tell you a joke. I've earned the right to charge.

I'm also a writer. I write stuff on a blog when the whim takes me...

https://boringvsfunny.wordpress.com/

...and I'm writing a book. Slowly but surely. It's good. I can't wait for you to read it.

I might some day learn to have a proper conversation in Slovene. But don't count on it.

There are so many more things to learn, and so many more ways to improve myself. For example, I've long had a passion for disco dancing at death metal shows, but I've never taken lessons. I'm running out of reasons not to...
I’m really good at
I already mentioned the things I'm really good at in the What I'm Doing With My Life section.

Clearly whoever designed this template is not really good at foreseeing the possibility that some - nay, many! - people spend their lives doing things they're really good at.

Alright, I'm good at karaoke. Happy now?
The first things people usually notice about me
Height, hair, accent, hilariousness. Beard, maybe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Who gives a fuck what it is, so long as it really means something to you?
The six things I could never do without
I COULD do without phones, computers, the internet, money, chocolate, coffee, tea, earphones... blah blah blah

I'd struggle to do without other people.

And I'm aware of the dangers of having nothing to do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of my time thinking. Full stop.

There's very little I don't think about. But I guess a lot of it, one way or another, is focused on improvement. First, improving my understanding then, ideally, applying that understanding and improving my life, the universe and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing my best to ensure it's not typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The above profile is a carefully selected, and therefore distorted, view of who I really am.
You should message me if
...you think you might like me.

Don't worry about whether or not I might like you. That's for me to deal with.
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