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CaptainHM

36 M Ljubljana, Slovenia

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–39
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like writing (and reading) actual sentences, especially when they are strung together to form actual paragraphs. That's why this self-summary is not a list of labels. It's perhaps not a self-summary either. More of a taster.

I think, actually, the main reason for this profile's existence is that I'm fishing for new e-buddies. This site isn't bad for dating, but in my experience it's been better for e-buddies.

By e-buddies, I basically mean pen-friends (without the pen... my handwriting's awful). I like having people in my life who aren't actually in it at all.

I give good 'pen', and I want good 'pen' in return.

If you think you could be one of those people, read on...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning.

I'm actually a teacher, but I've pretty much resolved that the purpose of life is to learn and experience new things and expand your own comfort zone by forcing yourself out of it as much as possible.

This is kind of a fancy way of saying, "I have no idea."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Counseling people, it seems.

In the last few years I've developed a knack for making people feel way, way better about their problems. I'm not really sure where this came from, but I think getting over the death of my father 6 years ago left me with, I dunno, a heightened perspective on things. That sounds like such a load of smug, pretentious toss, but it seems to be true.

This doesn't mean I want to hear about your problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is probably my long hair, my height or my accent and mannerisms (in particular, the way they contrast with my appearance, I think).

I'm working on making this one my penetrating, commanding, lustful gaze, but it isn't. Not yet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music is my favourite, then food, then books, then movies, then shows.

I'm not much of a watcher. I like select movies and a few TV shows, but I prefer things that typically require more engagement. I just find listening to music, and reading, and even eating more involving than watching actors act.

I love a good documentary though. And I still play computer games, although not as much as I used to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
It's common to start this section with something like, "Aside from the obvious: air, water, food, shelter, warmth..." then list a bunch of luxuries like coffee and the internet and your pet badger or whatever.

But the "obvious" ones really are the only ones. A couple of years ago I shed almost all of the clutter in my life (including, for a while, a stable income) and felt a fuckton better for doing so.

I was never really impoverished, but I still learned to appreciate having a lot less stuff than I was accustomed to. It's a constant battle - for the hoarder gene is strong in this one - but it's one I intend to keep fighting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I do all my best thinking in the bath. I think about all kinds of stuff. I've always been a thinker. I was also a worrier as a child, but I've got over that. I tend not to worry about anything much any more (sometimes to a slightly neglectful fault), but I still think and think and think and think, which can make it hard to truly relax. Consequently, I'm still as much of an insomniac as I've ever been (it's nearly 3am at the time of writing, and I'm pretty much only updating my profile because it's preferable to lying awake in the dark.)

In terms of what I think about, it depends what's going on. But generally I think about people, especially women, and especially myself. And I think about things that I think are funny, and how they might be delivered as stand-up comedy.

That's not some kind of bath-bound pipe dream, by the way. I do actually perform stand-up.

I think about anything and everything though really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I really don't have a typical one, and I'm glad of that.

Last Friday I went to see an excellent Iron Maiden tribute act. The Friday before I went to a karaoke party then out for a bit of drinking and dancing. The Friday before that, I stayed home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The hair on the top of my head is thinning and for the last few months, I have been trying to mentally prepare myself for the day, when it comes, that I cut my hair short (having had it long now for over half my life).

It's going to be emotional, but that's not what's bothering me most. What's bothering me is that I really don't know what I'm going to do with short hair.

Really... going bald with grace and dignity looks set to be the biggest challenge life has yet thrown at me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you feel like it, really. But particularly if you're interested in the whole e-buddy thing, and like both writing and reading long, rambling messages about everything and nothing.