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CaptainHumble

38 / M / Straight / Seeing someone

Chicago, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:53pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
**WARNING** - The following introduction may be too silly for some. To those who appreciate a little silliness, enjoy!! I talk about serious stuff below too, but nobody should be serious all the time. To those who take life too seriously, please move on to the next contestant.

*INSERT DRAMATIC PAUSE HERE*

It's...

DOMO EAT RICE!!! NOM NOM NOM!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciq6G2e1LrU

If that wasn't adorable enough for you, here's an adorable bunner gif:

http://i.imgur.com/5dtIw.gif

... and now for someone completely different.

I'm a well-read, smart, fit, and hilarious guy who is very comfortable in his own skin. I'm honest with myself and others. I'm very even tempered and patient.

I lean heavily to the left, and not just because I am left-handed. I'm passionate about gay rights and marriage equality, a woman's right to choose, gun control, and other social issues of the day. I pay close attention to news and current events because I think it's important to know what's going on in the world.

I've got a great sense of humor. As shown above, I can be silly at times but I am mostly dry and sarcastic. If you can appreciate wit and a great dry delivery, I'm your man.

I have lots of hobbies and interests but am always looking for something new to try. I love being outside (parks, festivals, and zoos are the best) and will be out and about as long as the sun is shining.

I exercise several times a week and I pay attention to what I eat. I'm not obsessive about it, but I make an effort to stay fit.

Bullet point time:

-I'm a no BS kinda guy. Ask a question, you'll get an honest (but never brutal) answer. If something needs talking about, then I'll bring it up.
-I have a lot of hobbies and interests (Anime, gaming, comics, gadgets/tech, reading, movies, aliens, RC Aircraft, etc).
-I have a positive attitude. I'm an eternal optimist and thankful for it.
-If you have a sense of humor, I will make you laugh. If you don't have a sense of humor, I'm very sorry.
- I'm a big kid in a lot of ways, but doesn't mean I lack wisdom or experience.
-I'm an animal lover.
- I have great self esteem, but little ego/arrogance. I know I'm not perfect or not always right, and that's ok.
- I read instructions when building something and I'm not afraid to ask for directions.
- I don't mind cooking and washing the dishes
- Honesty is ALWAYS the best policy.
- The answer is 42.

I am also a napkin thief. ;-)
What I’m doing with my life
Saving the world... one baby bunny rabbit at a time.

As for work, I provide corporate IT support. This means I can fix your computer, configure your router, and set up your home theater system. Then I'll cook dinner and maybe bake some brownies. I'm handy like that.
I’m really good at
-being patient
-listening
-fixing things/working with my hands
-reading people
-I'm VERY observant
-laughing/making others laugh
-thinking for myself
-respectfully disagreeing during a discussion/debate
-following the Tao
- walking. I'm an excellent walker.
The first things people usually notice about me
-my long hair
-I don't look my age
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- I read a lot. Science fact, sci-fi, fantasy, philosophy, tech stuff for work. A little of everything. My list of must-reads is growing rapidly so stay tuned for updates here.

Authors:
-Benjamin Hoff (Tao of Pooh)
-Neil Gaiman (everything he's written)
-R.A. Salvatore (Drizzt FTW)
-Tolkien (LOTR)
-Robert Jordan (WOT)
-Joe Abercrombie (First Law Trilogy)
-Brian Greene (Elegant Universe)

Recently finished reading:

WOT book 14: A horrible end to an epic series. So sad.

The Magician King by Lev Grossman, and it was really good.

World War Z: Started really well, then got stupid, then went to shit. Disappointed.

Currently reading: His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman

Movies - The Matrix, Princess Bride, The Avengers (and all the Marvel films), Being John Malkovich, Anime, sci-fi, comedy, horror, etc. Some dramas (Valmont, Lost in Translation) and romantic comedies are also good.

TV - Firefly, Little Britain, Avatar The Last Airbender, Invader Zim, ATHF, Downton Abbey, Anime, adult swim, Science Channel, History Channel, National Geographic Channel, CNN

Music - Everything except country. Seriously I appreciate all kinds of music (and arts in general).

Food - Cupcakes. Provide some baked goods and you'll have a friend forever.
The six things I could never do without
-sunshine
-new adventures/lazy days (when appropriate)
-intelligent discourse
-a good book
-my hobbies/interests
-NPR

Honorable Mention:

-an Android phone+internet radio+GPS+Sports Tracker
-my SelectTech 552 weights
-techy gadgets (phone, game console, Vita, etc.)
- Sager NP9150
-my birdy
-my backpack
-LUSH bath bombs
-something sweet to eat
-a waffle iron
-BACON!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The cosmos... and cupcakes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Any one (or more) of the following:

-at a coffee shop
-out for a drink with friends (though I don't drink)
-watching a movie (at a theater or at home)
-playing video games
-preparing for the zombie invasion
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, activity partners
You should message me if
-I like brains. Not in a zombie I-wanna-eat-your-brain way, but in a smarts=sexy kinda way.
-You're not afraid to have fun and be a little silly. If you take yourself (or life) too seriously then I'm not your man.
-I don't mind emailing back and forth to start, but to know one is to meet one for coffee, or dinner, or a walk in the park, etc. You can only glean so much from emails, so meeting up is really best done sooner rather than later.

Finally, a little note: I am a strong believer in putting friendship first. If two people become great friends, and an attraction is there, a more intimate relationship will develop naturally as long as both parties are honest with each other. I don't like the idea of "dating" (or the pressures and preconceived notions that go along with it). When I meet someone it's as friends first. No pressure. No expectations. Just two people trying to get to know each other. Whatever happens from there (friendship, love, or nothing) will happen on its own.

So, if you like what you see here please drop me a line. Hopefully friendship will ensue.