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CaptainHumble

39 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
... and now for someone completely different.

I'm well-read, smart, fit, and often hilarious. I'm very comfortable in my own skin and I'm honest with myself and others. I'm very even tempered and patient.

I lean heavily to the left, and not just because I am left-handed. I'm passionate about gay rights and marriage equality, a woman's right to choose, gun control, and other social issues of the day. I pay close attention to news and current events because I think it's important to know what's going on in the world.

I've got a great sense of humor. I can be silly at times but I am mostly dry and sarcastic. If you can appreciate wit and a great dry delivery, I'm your man.

I have lots of hobbies and interests but am always looking for something new to try. I love being outside (parks, festivals, and zoos are the best) and will be out and about as long as the sun is shining.

I exercise several times a week and I pay attention to what I eat. I'm not obsessive about it, but I make an effort to stay fit.

Bullet point time:

-I'm a no BS kinda guy. Ask a question, you'll get an honest (but never brutal) answer. If something needs talking about, then I'll bring it up.
-I have a lot of hobbies and interests (Anime, gaming, comics, gadgets/tech, reading, movies, aliens, RC Aircraft, etc).
-I have a positive attitude. I'm an eternal optimist and thankful for it.
-If you have a sense of humor, I will make you laugh. If you don't have a sense of humor, I'm very sorry.
- I'm a big kid in a lot of ways, but doesn't mean I lack wisdom or experience.
-I'm an animal lover.
- I have great self esteem, but no ego/arrogance. I know I'm not perfect or not always right, and that's ok.
- I read instructions when building something and I'm not afraid to ask for directions.
- I don't mind cooking and washing the dishes
- Honesty is ALWAYS the best policy.
- The answer is 42.

I am also a napkin thief. ;-)

For your viewing pleasure:

An adorable bunner gif!!

For all you dog lovers, a dancing pug!!

And this is for all you cat lovers out there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Saving the world... one baby bunny rabbit at a time.

As for work, I provide corporate IT administration/support. This means I can fix your computer, configure your router, and set up your home theater system. Then I'll cook dinner and maybe bake some brownies. I'm handy like that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-being patient
-listening
-fixing things/working with my hands
-reading people
-I'm VERY observant
-laughing/making others laugh
-thinking for myself
-respectfully disagreeing during a discussion/debate
-following the Tao
- walking. I'm an excellent walker.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really don't look my age. It's a blessing and a curse.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- I read a lot. Science fact, sci-fi, fantasy, philosophy, tech stuff for work. A little of everything. My list of must-reads is growing rapidly so stay tuned for updates here.

Authors:
-Benjamin Hoff (Tao of Pooh)
-Neil Gaiman (everything he's written)
-R.A. Salvatore (Drizzt FTW)
-Tolkien (LOTR)
-Robert Jordan (WOT)
-Joe Abercrombie (First Law Trilogy)
-Brian Greene (Elegant Universe)

Recently finished reading:

WOT book 14: A horrible end to an epic series. So sad.

The Magician King by Lev Grossman, and it was really good.

Dune by Frank Herbert: This was so impressive. I can't believe it took me so long to read it.

Currently reading: Several different CCNA study guides. I am not gonna do much recreational reading until I pass the exam.

Movies - The Matrix, Princess Bride, The Avengers (and all the Marvel films), The Lego Movie, Being John Malkovich, Anime, sci-fi, comedy, horror, etc. Some dramas (Valmont, Lost in Translation) and romantic comedies are also good.

TV - Firefly, Doctor Who, Little Britain, Avatar The Last Airbender, Invader Zim, ATHF, Downton Abbey, Anime, adult swim, Science Channel, History Channel, National Geographic Channel, CNN (my Sunday morning is not complete without Fareed Zakaria's GPS followed by Reliable Sources).

Currently watching:

Kill la Kill
Doctor Who - Series 7 on Netflix

Music - Everything except country. Seriously I appreciate all kinds of music (and arts in general).

Food - Cupcakes. Provide some baked goods and you'll have a friend forever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-sunshine
-new adventures/lazy days (when appropriate)
-intelligent discourse
-a good book
-my hobbies/interests
-NPR

Honorable Mention:

-an Android phone+internet radio+GPS+Runtastic PRO
-techy gadgets (phone, game console, Vita, etc.)
-my birdy
-my backpack
-LUSH bath bombs
-SelectTech 552 weights
-something sweet to eat
-a waffle iron
-BACON!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What do I want for dinner??
The cosmos.
Cupcakes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Any one (or more) of the following:

-at a coffee shop
-at the HQ Beercade (I LOVE that place)
-out for a drink with friends (though I don't drink)
-watching a movie (at a theater or at home)
-playing video games
-preparing for the zombie invasion
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an alien.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-I like brains. Not in a zombie I-wanna-eat-your-brain way, but in a smarts=sexy kinda way.
-You're not afraid to have fun and be a little silly. If you take yourself (or life) too seriously then I'm not your man.
-I don't mind emailing back and forth to start, but to know one is to meet one for coffee, or dinner, or a walk in the park, etc. You can only glean so much from emails, so meeting up is really best done sooner rather than later.

Finally, a little note: I am a strong believer in putting friendship first. If two people become great friends, and an attraction is there, a more intimate relationship will develop naturally as long as both parties are honest with each other. I don't like the idea of "dating" (or the pressures and preconceived notions that go along with it). When I meet someone it's as friends first. No pressure. No expectations. Just two people trying to get to know each other. Whatever happens from there (friendship, love, or nothing) will happen on its own.

So, if you like what you see here please drop me a line. Hopefully friendship will ensue.