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CaptainKilt

30 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), German (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What I am doing lately:
Writing a cookbook for people who can't cook.
Adventuring.
Volunteering.
Feeling awesome.
Playing videogames.
Playing ultimate frisbee.

If you are religious we won't get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
New Job in Columbus!

Working at a neat Tech company that designs and manufactures neuroscience testing equipment. We make Morris water mazes, we make T-mazes, Y-mazes, operant conditioning devices / boxes, treadmills (both mechanical-incline and flat), light/dark boxes, conditioned place-preference boxes and automated monitoring systems for mice and rats.

It's really fun.

When I'm not working I like to explore Columbus, go on adventure, cook food, read books, play videogames, be outside, camp, hike, kayak, canoe, rock climb, (I'd like to learn to fence), play board games, listen to awesome or obscure music, program, drink water (either fizzy or flat), write, visit people, and many, many other things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pontificating, laughing at myself, enjoying life.

I also consider myself fairly good at playing a didgeridoo, and slightly worse at several other instruments.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not sure. You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bill Bryson' Books.
Game of Thrones
Hunger Games Trilogy
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
'Someday is not a plan: An Idiot's guide to investing'
'Eats, Shoots, and Leaves'

Movies:
Any of the top 100 IMDB movies.
The Big Lebowski
The Shawkshank redemption
The Godfather
Pulp Fiction
Kill Bill
Lord of the Rings
Fight Club
GoodFellas
Star Wars
Forrest Gump
Star Trek
Silence of the Lambs
Dr. Strangelove: Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
Saving Private Ryan
Alien
Django Unchained
Alien
The Shining
American Beauty
Gladiator
Toy Story
Amelie
The Green Mile
A Clockwork Orange
Reservoir Dogs
Monty Python *Any

Guilty Pleasure TV: Futurama.

Music: Anything that has a good beat and doesn't feature nails on a chalkboard. Clarification: I enjoy rock/rap/fusion/classical/jazz/ folk music/ classic country, (but can't stand new country music) I also like alternative rock/ska/punk/easy listening/orchestral compositions/soundtracks/anything by Jonathon Coulton or Lazy Boy and ... well.. just about anything,

Food: I will go , and have gone, out of my way to try new foods. I've eaten insects, and cow tongue.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
Wine
Friends
Jokes
Math
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to fill out on this site, and if anyone will read this far down and if anyone actually got the joke in the previous section.

I also wonder quite a bit what I'm going to do when I grow up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exploring Columbus, meeting up with friends going out, staying in, playing board games or video games, drinking whiskey, not drinking whiskey, lounging in a hammock
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've spent time working out the genealogy for a written fiction series.

I almost died while in Ireland because I was pulling crazy shenanigans.

Feel free to ask me about either.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you've read this far down.

What have you got to lose?

You'll be better off by messaging me, guaranteed - or your money back.