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CaptainLasagana

32 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have olive skin and like to travel. I like to read books, instruction manuals, and sides of tabasco bottles. I'm 31 and still haven't found a hair cut I dig. I'm tall. That part is fun. I love guacamole and following mysteries. I have never been to Robot City but want to go really badly.
What I’m doing with my life
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Same thing we're all doing.
I’m really good at
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baking crossiants and mounted archery.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My angel wings.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am, therefore for some strange reason unbeknownst to me, I think.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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