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31 Burlington, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 18-30
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Last online
Oct 25
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a half English, half Irish, first generation Canadian. I like to wear suits and I like to paint, the two don't really go together.

It's possible that I drink too much Tea. Oh, and I'm a bit of a comic book nerd.

Recently, a friend of mine commented that in the ten years he's known me, I've appeared not to have aged at all. This adds credit to my theory that I am infact, a robot; Or perhaps some sort of near-immortal alien, or possibly both. I would say the undead, but I don't recall having died, yet.

To get a sense of me, I am often compared to David Bowie, if that means anything to you.

I'm descended from Victorian Gentlemen (I wish this was still a legitimate profession).

Lastly, I'd like to do some travelling in the relatively near future, so someone who would be interested in accompanying me would be a bonus.

I'd like to explore the structures and ruins about the grounds of the Ramsey Abbey, in England. Then hop across the English Channel to a town on the coast of Normandy and search for whatever remains of the Castle of Rames (Of which I may, or may not have claim to.), if you'd be willing to do this with me, awesome.

I'd also like to have a look around Ireland and Egypt at some point, but I won't get into elaborate detail.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I create art in many forms, from painting and illustration, to graphic and web design, fashion, and even some writing.
I also dabble in music, but little has come of it.

Lifting things. (I'm thin, but physically fit.)

Being aware of ridiculous facts, like how ants communicate by vomitting chemicals into each other's mouths.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"That thin, youthful-looking fellow is rather extremely pale and well-dressed." <- It goes something like that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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War of the Worlds, Foundation's Edge, as well as assorted art books, 80's graphic novels, and historical non-fiction.

The Life Aquatic, Blade Runner, Braveheart, Hot Fuzz, 28 Days Later, Aliens, Wrath of Khan, Empire Strikes Back, THX-1138, Pi, Inception, and Pacific Rim.

Doctor Who, Red Dwarf, Peep Show, Californication, Misfits, Game of Thrones, and Ventrue Bros. I also enjoy assorted documentaries.

The Kills, The Presets, Hot Chip, LCD Soundsystem, Metronomy, Hans Zimmer, Daft Punk, Skinny Puppy, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, The Smiths, Joy Division, New Order, Chinese Stars, The Arcade Fire, The Police, The Clash, and David Bowie.

Indian food, Sushi, Chinese food, Fish n' Chips, and bacon sandwhiches. (The food of my people.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tea, toilet paper, art, clean water, plants, and music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much to list. So I'll just go with:

Sometimes I wish I could just be Swamp Thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical Friday night for me, sorry; and after my first paragraph at the top of the page, I'm trying to keep the rest brief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't whistle, and I can't roll my R's.
You should message me if
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If anything you read sparked your curiousity or put a smile on your face. Send me a message, I will always respond. :)