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30 M Burlington, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 10
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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I'm a half English, half Irish, first generation Canadian. I like to wear suits and I like to paint, the two don't really go together.

It's possible that I drink too much Tea.

Recently, a friend of mine commented that in the ten years he's known me, I've appeared not to have aged at all. This adds credit to my theory that I am infact, a robot; Or perhaps some sort of near-immortal alien, or possibly both. I would say the undead, but I don't recall having died, yet.

To get a sense of me, I am often compared to David Bowie, if that means anything to you.

I'm a painter and illustrator, tradesman, and graphic designer. I'm certified to handle dangerous goods that could kill people (Like explosives, and corrosives.), and I'm also certified to resuscitate said dead-people, treat wounds, and help birth babies. I think I'd be a really good person to have around in a really bad situation. (I haven't helped birth any babies yet, though, but I'm hoping! I also totally want to learn how to crack open someone's ribs and squeeze the life back into their heart. Mostly because it seems really badass, but I think you have to become an actual doctor for that one...)

Oh, and I love plants, and happen to know a great deal about them. Most people who know me find it very strange that a person such as myself might garden, but I enjoy it, it's relaxing and rewarding.

I'm descended from a Victorian Gentleman (I wish this was still a legitimate profession.), and an Edwardian Count.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
painting, drawing, illustration, basic construction, and design.

Lifting things. (I'm thin, but physically fit.)

Being aware of ridiculous facts, like how ants communicate by vomitting chemicals into each other's mouths.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"That thin, youthful-looking fellow is rather fashionable and well-dressed." <- It goes something like that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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War of the Worlds, Foundation's Edge, as well as assorted art books, 80's graphic novels, and historical non-fiction.

The Life Aquatic, Blade Runner, Braveheart, 28 Days Later, Aliens, Wrath of Khan, Empire Strikes Back, THX-1138, Pi, and Inception.

Doctor Who, Red Dwarf, Peep Show, Californication, Misfits, The Walking Dead, and Ventrue Bros. I also enjoy assorted documentaries.

The Presets, Hot Chip, LCD Soundsystem, Metronomy, Hans Zimmer, Daft Punk, Skinny Puppy, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, The Smiths, Joy Division, New Order, Chinese Stars, The Arcade Fire, The Police, The Clash, and David Bowie.

Indian food, Sushi, Chinese food, Fish n' Chips, and bacon sandwhiches. (The food of my people.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tea, toilet paper, art, clean water, plants, and music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much to list. So I'll just go with:

Sometimes I wish I could just be Swamp Thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical Friday night for me, sorry; and after my first paragraph at the top of the page, I'm trying to keep the rest brief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't whistle, and I can't roll my R's.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If anything you read sparked your curiousity or put a smile on your face. Send me a message, I will always respond. :)