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CaptainRamsey

30 M Burlington, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a half English, half Irish, first generation Canadian. I like to wear suits and I like to paint, the two don't really go together.

It's possible that I drink too much Tea.

Recently, a friend of mine commented that in the ten years he's known me, I've appeared not to have aged at all. This adds credit to my theory that I am infact, a robot; Or perhaps some sort of near-immortal alien, or possibly both. I would say the undead, but I don't recall having died, yet.

To get a sense of me, I am often compared to David Bowie, if that means anything to you.

I'm a painter and illustrator, tradesman, and graphic designer. I'm certified to handle dangerous goods that could kill people (Like explosives, and corrosives.), and I'm also certified to resuscitate said dead-people, treat wounds, and help birth babies. I think I'd be a really good person to have around in a really bad situation. (I haven't helped birth any babies yet, though, but I'm hoping! I also totally want to learn how to crack open someone's ribs and squeeze the life back into their heart. Mostly because it seems really badass, but I think you have to become an actual doctor for that one...)

Oh, and I love plants, and happen to know a great deal about them. Most people who know me find it very strange that a person such as myself might garden, but I enjoy it, it's relaxing and rewarding.

I'm descended from a Victorian Gentleman (I wish this was still a legitimate profession.), and an Edwardian Count.
I’m really good at
painting, drawing, illustration, basic construction, and design.

Lifting things. (I'm thin, but physically fit.)

Being aware of ridiculous facts, like how ants communicate by vomitting chemicals into each other's mouths.
The first things people usually notice about me
"That thin, youthful-looking fellow is rather fashionable and well-dressed." <- It goes something like that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
War of the Worlds, Foundation's Edge, as well as assorted art books, 80's graphic novels, and historical non-fiction.

The Life Aquatic, Blade Runner, Braveheart, 28 Days Later, Aliens, Wrath of Khan, Empire Strikes Back, THX-1138, Pi, and Inception.

Doctor Who, Red Dwarf, Peep Show, Californication, Misfits, The Walking Dead, and Ventrue Bros. I also enjoy assorted documentaries.

The Presets, Hot Chip, LCD Soundsystem, Metronomy, Hans Zimmer, Daft Punk, Skinny Puppy, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, The Smiths, Joy Division, New Order, Chinese Stars, The Arcade Fire, The Police, The Clash, and David Bowie.

Indian food, Sushi, Chinese food, Fish n' Chips, and bacon sandwhiches. (The food of my people.)
The six things I could never do without
Tea, toilet paper, art, clean water, plants, and music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Too much to list. So I'll just go with:

Sometimes I wish I could just be Swamp Thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no typical Friday night for me, sorry; and after my first paragraph at the top of the page, I'm trying to keep the rest brief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't whistle, and I can't roll my R's.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If anything you read sparked your curiousity or put a smile on your face. Send me a message, I will always respond. :)