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CaptainSA

31 F London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Obsessive pop culture disorder. Movies, music, books (comic and other), theatre, podcasts, shadow puppet recreations of the diner scene in Pulp Fiction...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a deputy editor for a lifestyle magazine. It's my dream to be the features editor of Empire.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being all-around awesome and specially awesome at being modest.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Red lipstick. Polka dots. Mike Tyson-ish face tattoo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: Hey, I'm not the smartest girl in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I've read books, like 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being' and 'Love in the Time of Cholera', and I think I've understood them. They're about girls, right?
Movies: It's a tie between The Avengers and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Also, Woody Allen.
Shows: Seinfeld. Yes, 'soup nazi' is the best episode. We all know it to be true.
Music: A little bit of country and a little bit of rock 'n roll.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beer.
Baking.
Bros.
Biltong.
Black lace knickers.
Bill Murray.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What - objectively - is the best superpower. How you respond to this will determine how soon you get to find out what my actual superpower is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Planning how to make amends on Saturday morning for the atrocities I'm about to commit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a Carly Simon song.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know why Hulk can't pick Thor's hammer up.

DON'T message me: if u tlk lyk dis, your profile picture is of your abs, or you read the Daily Mail.