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CaptainShayne

19 F Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a small-town vigilante, part-time poet, and creature of the night. I'm also a Barista at Starbucks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wasting away, looking for new friends in this new city, and going to college in the fall for Game Design.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Painting, drawing, sculpting, playing video games, drinking coffee, staying up too late, sleeping in too late, eating calzones, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, glasses, goofy-ass laugh, and overwhelmingly bitchy demeanor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Damned, Choke, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played With Fire, The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest, Helter Skelter, Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Catcher in the Rye, The Picture of Dorian Grey, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Lord of the Flies, The Outisders, The Good Earth, It's Kind of a Funny Story, Evil Genius, Interview With a Vampire, Anthem, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Looking for Alaska, Umbrella Academy, Leaves of Grass, Hunger Games, Paper Towns, House of Leaves, Uglies, Midnighters, Lolita, Naked Lunch, Sandman.

Movies: Bronson, There Will Be Blood, Fifth Element, The Assassination of Jessie James, No Country for Old Men, Almost Famous, The Secret Life of Bees, Fight Club, Sylvia, The Fall, The Pirate Movie, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Requiem for a Dream, Tideland, Falling Down, Sid and Nancy, Being John Malkovich, Garden State, Benny & Joon, American History X, American Beauty, The Wall, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Pianist, Big Fish, The Shining, Finding Neverland, Donnie Darko, The Truman Show, Across the Universe, Cry Baby, Drive, The Prestige, 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Music: Frightened Rabbit, The Decemberists, Modest Mouse, Tool, Bright Eyes, Amanda Palmer, Dresden Dolls, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Shins, Massive Attack, Animal Collective, Cake, Mika, Watsky, Florence and the Machine, LCD Soundsystem, Arcade Fire, White Stripes, Soundgarden, AFI, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, The Sounds, The Arctic Monkeys, The Mountain Goats, Oh Land, Cat Power, Sufjan Stevens, Fleet Foxes, Sigur Ros, Cold War Kids, Tori Amos, Shiny Toy Guns, Pink Floyd, Jonsi, Gogol Bordello,

Shows: Battlestar Galactica, LOST, Utopia, Portlandia, Sherlock, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Superjail!, Roseanne, CatDog, The IT Crowd, Cake Boss, Invader Zim, Scrubs.

Foods: Red bull.

Games: Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Okami, Shadow of the Colossus, Fable, Diablo, Red Dead Redemption, Farcry 3, LA Noire, Dark Souls, Heavy Rain, Runrscape, Neverwinter, Don't Starve, Oblivion, The Wolf Among Us.

Banksy 4 lyfe.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Video games, my best friend, a sketchbook, coffee, cigarettes, a porch/stoop situation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Art, the future, tattoos, BioWare, game design, adventuring.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing video games or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate Karen O.
You should message me if
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You're a remotely decent person or if you hate Karen O.