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CaptainShayne

20 Chicago, IL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a small-town vigilante, part-time poet, and creature of the night.
What I’m doing with my life
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Attending Columbia College Chicago for a degree in Game Art, minor in Programming. I'm also slaving away at your favorite coffee chain, perfecting fake smiles and making fucking awesome foam.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Painting, drawing, sculpting, playing video games, drinking coffee, staying up too late, sleeping in too late, eating calzones, charades with tourists that don't speak English and just want a cheese danish, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, glasses, goofy-ass laugh, and overwhelmingly bitchy demeanor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lunar Park, Choke, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, American Psycho, Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Catcher in the Rye, The Picture of Dorian Grey, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Lord of the Flies, As I Lay Dying, Evil Genius, X-Men, Vampire Chronicles, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Looking for Alaska, Umbrella Academy, Leaves of Grass, Hunger Games, House of Leaves, Lolita, Naked Lunch, Sandman, East of West, Barman: Hush, etc.

Movies: Bronson, There Will Be Blood, Let the Right One In, Fifth Element, The Assassination of Jessie James, No Country for Old Men, Almost Famous, Spirited Away, The Secret Life of Bees, Fight Club, Sylvia, The Fall, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Requiem for a Dream, Tideland, Falling Down, Sid and Nancy, Being John Malkovich, Garden State, Benny & Joon, American History X, Princess Monanoke, Attack on Titan, American Beauty, The Wall, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Pianist, Big Fish, Drive, The Prestige, Eyes Wide Shut, Doubt, The Way He Looks, Only God Forgives, Lars and the Real Girl, Upstream Color, Mr. Nobody, Melancholia, REPO! The Genetic Opera, etc.

Music: Frightened Rabbit, The Decemberists, Modest Mouse, Tool, Bright Eyes, Amanda Palmer, Dresden Dolls, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Shins, Cake, Mika, Watsky, Soundgarden, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, The Sounds, The Mountain Goats, Oh Land, Cat Power, Fleet Foxes, Sigur Ros, Pink Floyd, Jonsi, Gogol Bordello, etc.

Shows: Battlestar Galactica, LOST, Utopia, Parks & Rec, Portlandia, Sherlock, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Bates Motel, House of Cards, The Office.

Games: Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Okami, Shadow of the Colossus, Fable, Diablo, Red Dead Redemption, Farcry 3, LA Noire, Soul Caliber, Always Sometimes Monsters, Heavy Rain, Runescape, Neverwinter, Don't Starve, Animal Crossing, Oblivion, The Wolf Among Us, Fallout, Bioshock.

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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Video games, my best friend, a good drawing pen, coffee, cigarettes, a porch/stoop situation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tattoos, video games, napping, adventuring, the future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing video games or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate Karen O.
You should message me if
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You're a remotely decent person or if you sometimes worry about the fraud police.