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CaptainZARK

26 Kalamazoo, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I don't even know what to say... Avid gamer and Chicago sports fan who loves to hang out with friends, see live music, and stay busy. Thoroughly enjoy the outdoors and various activities associated with it. Some might say I like to have a bit too much fun, but I like to think that having fun is what we are put here to do. I'm always ready to meet and talk with new people, so yeah... Oh I also really hate talking about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for the man at a global corporation working on technical documentation and pulling in a paycheck. I spend my downtime trying to find any and all activities to help me forget that I work for a corporation and feel like I am doing little to make the world a better place...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Again, I don't like to talk about myself. I'm pretty good at Call of Duty, driving, my job, partying, dancing (after a few drinks), karaoke (after a few drinks), making friends, trivia night and general tomfoolery.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How loud I am... of course I don't think I've ever asked anyone this question, specifically.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
The Drizzt Series by R.A. Salvatore
The Millennium Series by Stieg Larsson (RIP)
The Harry Potter Series
Anything by Dan Brown

Movies:
V for Vendetta, The Collector, Wrong Turn 2, Star Trek Movies (Original/TNG/New Timeline), Avatar, Kick Ass, Transformers, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob movies, Blade Runner, RENT, Die Hard, The Big Lebowski, Marvel Comic Movies... this is exhausting

Shows:
The West Wing, Game of Thrones, Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, New Girl, Sons of Anarchy, Scrubs, Arrested Development, HIMYM, The League, Dexter

Music:
Frank Turner, Mischief Brew, Defiance Ohio, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Tom Waits, The Gaslight Anthem, Rise Against, Mayday Parade, Blink-182, Streetlight Manifesto, Yellowcard, All Time Low

Food:
Steak, salad, and everything in-between.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends
2. Music
3. My ability to breathe... ?

That's all I've got.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I really want to do with my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, usually at a bar, catching up on this weeks happenings. Usually catching a show at bells, or Old Dog, or sometimes even at the Intersection in Grand Rapids. After a long week at work you can be sure I'm unwinding somewhere...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not completely happy with my life. But who is, right?
You should message me if
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... if you want to, I'm always up for chatting.

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