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Captain_Bravo

26 M Big Spring, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
I have a special talent. Well, ok I have a bunch of talents and a fair portion of skills to boot, but one in particular stands head and shoulders above the rest:

I am the absolute best at terrible fake accents.

I'm friends with people around the world, I've watched and listened to speakers from dozens, if not hundreds, of countries. I can pick out the nationality of a speaker with a decent degree of accuracy based on their accent alone. And I am 100% unable to replicate this in an way, shape, or form. It's really quite incredible how badly I can fuck up even simple accents, like German, Russian, or Welsh.

It's not something you can try for, it's patently obvious when you're messing up an accent on purpose. To strive for a perfect reproduction, and fall so very short is almost a work of art. I am so bad at accents that sometimes I even screw up my own. It's quite a trick to occasionally forget how you normally speak. It's the kind of thing that some people would say isn't actually possible. But I make it happen

And while there is absolutely no practical use for something like this, I still take comfort in the fact that for at least one thing in this world I am the absolute best.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in the process of breaking into the broadcasting field. Unfortunately I have a natural aversion to vandalism and destruction of property, so it's a very slow process. Basically I just sit outside the broadcasting field, and watch this one dead tree that looks like it might tip over and hit the fence. But when that happens, I'll be right there, ready to valiantly leap that broken gate!

To kill time before that tree falls (any day now!) I'm the news director at KBST, in Big Spring.
I’m really good at
I will make no jokes about this, no funny little lies, nothing like that. I am a damn good cook. I don't have a lot of recipes, I've never gone to a culinary school or learned from a master chef. I just buckle down and try repeatedly, until I can bake a badass loaf of bread, or fry a spectacular chicken strip, or put together a damn fine sandwich. I may not have the best range of skill in the kitchen, but you stick me in front of a stove with a few eggs, and I will make some good freaking food.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is "stunningly handsome" an acceptable response here? I think I'm going to go with "stunningly handsome." Yeah.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All those awesome things that you like? Guess what?

I like them too!

I have a poor memory, though, so maybe you should message me and remind me which ones are the ones we both like!
The six things I could never do without
1. Blackberry Cheesecake
2. Raspberry Cheesecake
3. Blueberry Cheesecake
4. Strawberry Cheesecake
5. Doubleberry Cheesecake
6. Tripleberry Cheesecake
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
For some inscrutable reason, I simply cannot believe my own graduation. My last semester of school, I was completely convinced that I would fuck it up somehow. Every time I screwed something up, a test or a quiz, I was sure that I had just put the final nail in the coffin. After I finished my last final, I was worried sick that I had failed it. After the final grades came in, I was convinced they'd find an error and nail me with it. When I received confirmation that everything was fine and the diploma was in the mail, I kept waiting for the follow-up email that they forgot something, and that I'd need to just send that diploma back in please.

I'm still not 100% sure that the diploma is real. I'm pretty certain that it's a well-crafted fake, or possibly some kind of trap. However, I'm gradually warming to the idea that I managed to somehow hornswoggle everyone, and even though I shouldn't have graduated, nobody else realizes this.

My self-esteem can't seem to wrap it's head around the fact that I rightfully earned a four-year degree, but I might be able to convince it that I successfully stole one!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're all that, and a bag of chips.

You're all that, and your choice of one item from the value menu.

You're most of that, plus a salad and a diet soda.