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Captain_Durrr

31 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am basically the complete exact opposite of 'Romeo Rose' (google him).

Today I threw my hands way up in the air and waved em around like I just didn't care.

Ceiling fan: 1
Me: 0

I'm a fucking mess
I’m really good at
-Making a very good, or VERY BAD, first impression.
- Making people feel good.
- Herping and derping.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: White Stripes, LMFAO, .38 Special, The Killers, David Guetta, Incubus, Chuck Berry, System of a Down, Johnny Cash, NIN, Elvis, to name a few. I have a special love for the old school.

I cannot stand country music.....unless I've been drinking, and then it's ok!

Authors: Charles Bukowski, George Orwell, Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King and Max Brooks.

Movies: A Clockwork Orange, Animal House, Porky's 1 and 2, Caddyshack, Tao of Steve, The Other Guys, and zombies and shit.
The six things I could never do without
Ted.com
Zico
Traveling
Las Vegas
Guacamole
You
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I always wanted Coyote to eat Roadrunner, Tom to eat Jerry, and the Rabbit to eat those asshole kids who wouldn’t give him any Trix...
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, staying in, or at a bar close to home
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're awesome