Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm ugly as hell, but I'm also tall and will buy us tacos. ;)
I live in Nassau Bay, but my homes-away-from-home are Austin and
I love my job and work very hard to be better at it every day. When
I'm not working, you can find me reading by the pool, working out,
and haunting local hot spots. Museums and zoos are my favorite
places to visit in every new city.
I played baseball and love the game, and it's a deal-breaker for me
if you hate it.
My long term goals include solidifying my business position in the
Bay Area and becoming more involved with the Harris County Food
Bank, Junior Achievment, and the Houston Humane Society.
When I get super old I plan to buy a big piece of land in the
middle of nowhere and live out the rest of my days in peace. In the
meantime, I'm staying close to the water.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Growing a business and making it profitable. Eating fear and
shitting success. Mentoring. Learning to cook fancier meals.
Dodging speed traps. Working out and getting more fit. Random acts
of kindness. Feeding people. Really just food in general. ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Managing stress, helping my team and my Customers, balancing
budgets, hanging out with animals, and being an utter dipshit. ;P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Parry Gripp "It's Raining Tacos"
Books: favorite authors are Michael Crichton, Charles Bukowski,
George Orwell, Stephen King, and Ayn Rand.
Movies: Jurassic Park, and tons of documentaries.
Shows: Vice, Bar Rescue, and Shark Tank.
Music: Dropkick Murphys, System Of A Down, and Weird Al Yankovic.
My relaxation soundtrack is the Hearts Of Space app.
Food: I'll eat pretty much anything except soy-based "meat" and
goat cheese....that shit is disgusting! I do make the best
guacamole that you'll ever have.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Superliminal Purple Stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What Lucky is doing while I'm at work...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, with friends, or not wearing any pants.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're awesome and want to have a great time with a giant
leprechaun. You don't like drama and bullshit.
And....if you can handle going to the symphony at 9pm and to a
shitty dive bar at 1am.
Who are you looking for?
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