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Captain_Durrr

32 Houston, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am basically the complete exact opposite of 'Romeo Rose' (google him).

Today I threw my hands way up in the air and waved em around like I just didn't care.

Ceiling fan: 1
Me: 0
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
KCCO
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Herping and derping
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have great hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Parry Gripp "It's Raining Tacos"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ted.com
Guacamole
You
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I always wanted Coyote to eat Roadrunner, Tom to eat Jerry, and the Rabbit to eat those asshole kids who wouldn’t give him any Trix...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not wearing pants
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This
You should message me if
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You're awesome