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Captain_Durrr

32 Houston, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Mar 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Puppies, kittens, Dolphins, butterflies, <3, fish, turtles, beaches, cuddling by warm fire light, baby polar bears sliding down rainbows, swimming, tacos.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Growing a business and making it profitable. Mentoring. Learning to cook fancier meals. Dodging speed traps.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Managing stress, dealing with people, balancing budgets, hanging out with animals, and being a dork.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have great hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Parry Gripp "It's Raining Tacos"

Books: favorite authors are Michael Crichton, Charles Bukowski, George Orwell, Stephen King, and Ayn Rand.

Movies: Jurassic Park, and tons of documentaries.

Shows: Vice, House of Cards, Better Call Saul (yes, already), and Walking Dead.

Music: Dropkick Murphys, System Of A Down, and Weird Al Yankovic. My relaxation soundtrack is the Hearts Of Space app.

Food: I'll eat pretty much anything except soy-based "meat" and goat cheese....that shit is disgusting! I do make the best guacamole that you'll ever have.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ted.com
Guacamole
Superliminal Purple Stuff
Thunderstorms
Nature
You
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What Lucky is doing while I'm at work...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, with friends, or not wearing any pants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This...definitely this.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You get my sense of humor, you're a strong woman with your own goals and career, and you're awesome.