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Captain_Smelly
28 / M / straight / Single
Folcroft, Pennsylvania
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 2" (1.87m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from two-year college
- Job
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Income
- $40,000–$50,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Completely nuts, down to earth, and contradictory.
My Self-Summary
I've made some long winded summaries in the past. Lets cut to the
damn chase cause if you are like me you've read a million of these
god damn things.
I shower regularly.
I work.
I attend Drexel part time.
I do not follow sports.
I play video games.
I watch cartoons.
Love sci fi.
Pretending to own a house (while actually owning a mortgage till 2032... then I'll own a house.)
Own a car.
Drink the blood of infants to recharge my infernal batteries with the sweet fluids of the innocents.
Go "awwwwwww" when I see bunnies.
I like to be home most of the week.
I like to go out once a week to some place not super noisy.
I like going to parties where there is a game to play, or movie to watch. I hate parties where it's really flipping loud, you have to yell at people so they can hear you, there's nothing else to do but talk to boring people.
I like to say the word fuck. This may be due to the fact I work for the navy or because I just curse for the fuck of it.... FUCK.
I shower regularly.
I work.
I attend Drexel part time.
I do not follow sports.
I play video games.
I watch cartoons.
Love sci fi.
Pretending to own a house (while actually owning a mortgage till 2032... then I'll own a house.)
Own a car.
Drink the blood of infants to recharge my infernal batteries with the sweet fluids of the innocents.
Go "awwwwwww" when I see bunnies.
I like to be home most of the week.
I like to go out once a week to some place not super noisy.
I like going to parties where there is a game to play, or movie to watch. I hate parties where it's really flipping loud, you have to yell at people so they can hear you, there's nothing else to do but talk to boring people.
I like to say the word fuck. This may be due to the fact I work for the navy or because I just curse for the fuck of it.... FUCK.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working full time.
Go to school part time.
Playing video games.
Playing board games.
Currently watching Stargate Universe and so so so so so so so happy that there isn't any god damn space goth vampires with stun guns... so far.
Yet I still have a lot of free time because my full time job is awesome and I'm only taking one class at a time. Couldn't really take much more since I'm capped on how much money I spend in a year to what my company will reimburse me.
I have a slew of hobbies as I like making practical things that I can use to have fun with. IE I built an arcade stick controller from hacked up parts and wood.
Go to school part time.
Playing video games.
Playing board games.
Currently watching Stargate Universe and so so so so so so so happy that there isn't any god damn space goth vampires with stun guns... so far.
Yet I still have a lot of free time because my full time job is awesome and I'm only taking one class at a time. Couldn't really take much more since I'm capped on how much money I spend in a year to what my company will reimburse me.
I have a slew of hobbies as I like making practical things that I can use to have fun with. IE I built an arcade stick controller from hacked up parts and wood.
I’m really good at
Killing a conversation.
Making people feel awkward.
Laughing like a made man.
Board games.
Video games.
Making people feel awkward.
Laughing like a made man.
Board games.
Video games.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall.
Curly hair.
Curly hair.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Boring text box is boring.
Books: Sci Fi or interesting non-Fiction
Movies: Action, Sci Fi, Action Sci Fi
Music: Rock, Heavy Metal, Hair Bands
Food: I'm a picky bastard but I hate Vietnamese food for some reason. Something with the smell I think.
Books: Sci Fi or interesting non-Fiction
Movies: Action, Sci Fi, Action Sci Fi
Music: Rock, Heavy Metal, Hair Bands
Food: I'm a picky bastard but I hate Vietnamese food for some reason. Something with the smell I think.
The six things I could never do without
Really?
Six things?
In modern society?
What if I'm on the moon?
In the wilderness?
Thrown back in time into the 1920s?
There are different answers for all of these! Why are you being so non specific! Fuck! I hate you OKCupid!
Six things?
In modern society?
What if I'm on the moon?
In the wilderness?
Thrown back in time into the 1920s?
There are different answers for all of these! Why are you being so non specific! Fuck! I hate you OKCupid!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Starting my own company/small business
Annoyed that I didn't do the above and why did my previous plan fail
Is my IRA doing good or could I do better
Annoyed that I didn't do the above and why did my previous plan fail
Is my IRA doing good or could I do better
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends:
Drinking
Games
Cartoons
TV
Movies
Without friends:
same as above except no drinking, cause then I'd be alcoholic.
Feel free to copy and paste this to any damn day of the week, fuck you OKCupid and thinking Friday is some god damn special day cause it's the end of the typical work week, some of us don't work for the weekend, some of us like to enjoy all god damn 7 fucking days with fucking and booze! Fuck ya!
Drinking
Games
Cartoons
TV
Movies
Without friends:
same as above except no drinking, cause then I'd be alcoholic.
Feel free to copy and paste this to any damn day of the week, fuck you OKCupid and thinking Friday is some god damn special day cause it's the end of the typical work week, some of us don't work for the weekend, some of us like to enjoy all god damn 7 fucking days with fucking and booze! Fuck ya!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am using the internet to find women.
You should message me if
You are sick and fucking tired of people online flaking the fuck
out and not giving you a straight answer.
Unlike some people I've met on here I will call if I can't make a planned on date and I better have a good reason cause besides illness or death I can't understand why I'd fuck up plans to go somewhere.
If I don't like you I'll tell you. If you ask why you failed to impress me I'll tell you.
Unlike some people I've met on here I will call if I can't make a planned on date and I better have a good reason cause besides illness or death I can't understand why I'd fuck up plans to go somewhere.
If I don't like you I'll tell you. If you ask why you failed to impress me I'll tell you.
