I am a artist, I make amazing an crazy creatures.
I am a carpenter, I build skyscrapers, anywhere from three to
thirty stories in the air.
"I'm a troll," he said. Then he paused, and added, more or less as
an afterthought, "Fol rol de ol rol."
Neil Gaiman, Troll Bridge
"Life's no fun without a good scare, that's our job but we're not
- Nightmare Before Chrismas
"god damn, I didn't want you to tell me what I needed to hear!" I
get that a lot, I can kinda straightin up when asked for advice
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Things I am good at, ok
3: reading people
4: making people laugh
5: hiding, for the scaring of people, an dogs
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea what people look at on me. I have heard often that I
have kind eyes, guess they would be hard to see thu my glasses tho.
Or the abundance of facial hair, who knows what people see.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books are mainly comics, sandman, JTHM, lenore. An my love
affire with H. P. Lovecraft. An bad scifi books.
Music - lot of classical, dubstep, pub music, blues, comedy. Lots
of different artist. Queen, Cash, Tom Waits, Bond, Nero, to name a
Movies/shows- doctor who, Grimm, firefly, trigun, one piece,
stargate, hogfather, Lo, the gentic opera, a boy an his dog. Love
The six things I could never do without
1: dog, she's the best cuddle buddy.
5: the unexpected
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Outer space, people, buildings, cats an dogs, old pigeons,
leprechauns, the chaos of stone, how gross mayo is, different cars,
who was the first person to say "See that big fucker, I am gonna
eat it!" religion, why no one will watch grass grow with me? How
many shapes did the spider go thu? Why are cows black an white?
They blend with NOTHING!! Where did paint come from? Dragons, super
powers, what's a fliget? Who decided fish was good? Why five
fingers? What would a mountain say? Has some one been reading all
this? Right before a super nova, I think it goes 'Phew', teeth,
monkeys? Swords, wall candy, special hats, (more so big hats)
hanging roses, rods an cones, the fact that most of this is
madness, twisted bunnies, zombies. Tounges, Ireland, carving wood,
making mid-evil weapons, who invented fireworks? What my dog thinks
of me. Who you could be? Flidgets (again), diffrent size chains. An
anything else that catches me eye.
On a typical Friday night I am
Tiried from work, xbox, couple of tv shows, a bit of whiskey, an a
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a small army of misshapened creatures that watch over me. It
is ever growing.
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