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CaptchaMurderer

22 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 8
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a night owl, always have been. My life tends to focus around solving puzzles and figuring out how things work. Coming from a military family, I've found that I can easily adapt to new situations, and I enjoy learning new things. I feel like I can do anything as long as I keep learning.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am constantly learning. I work the graveyard shift as a senior Linux SysAdmin. I spend my weekends hanging out with friends and participating in the local Hackerspace.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told that I pick up new concepts pretty quickly. I suppose I use that to my advantage in everything that I do.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It seems like whenever I have some form of photo ID minted, I look entirely different the very next day.

If you saw me right now, you'd see me in a shirt from SCaLE 9x in LA, and in the pictures, a Heroku shirt obtained from SunnyConf in Phoenix and a Silicon Mechanics shirt from OSCON in 2008.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books

I feel that if a book has something to offer, is decently written, can be backed up by other documentation, and has the right balance between challenging and approachable, I'm into it (though I'll skip around a lot). My bookshelf is full of books from O'Reilly (the book publisher and Open Source icon, not the crazy old dude from Fox News), No Starch Press, and Apress. I'd like to read more fiction, but I never get very far into a novel.

Movies

My favorite part of any movie is when it gets put on basic cable TV, and they dub "shucks" over "shit" and "jeepers creepers" over "Jesus Christ". Don't believe me? Watch the Matrix next time they play it on TNT. According to my brother, I am the very worst person to go to the movies with.

Shows

Dexter, Archer, South Park, Mad Men, Frasier, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job are my favorites that I can think of off the top of my head. You might also catch me watching Friends or Seth MacFarlane's latest abortion.

Music

I think my favorite sound is the Sleigh Bells, even though I don't listen to them too often. There's something about how it sounds mechanical, yet imperfect or broken that really draws me in. On the other hand, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Moving on.

Food

Generally not a fan of beef, unless it's prepared in a particularly unique fashion. I've had a steak on 6th street that was cooked in this butter sauce that gave me a near-fatal heart attack orgasm.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Just give me some coal, a few trees to punch and some sort of a natural barricade, I'll figure out the rest! Why, no, I'm not addicted to Minecraft.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Did I break anything at work today?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping.

Sorry, that's a cop-out. Thing is, Friday night for me is Friday mid-day for normal people. So it could be anything between laundry or out drinking with coworkers (which is just awesome when it's still a business weekday for most people).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a huge procrastinator. I didn't bother with getting a license or a car until this year (Mini Cooper convertible!) and I have a lot of projects that I've just set aside indefinitely.
You should message me if
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You aren't in dire need of emergency services, as my response times may vary (as does the legitimacy of my medical degrees).