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24 F Safety Harbor, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:43pm
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and very serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok... So I will put the only non-facetious part of my profile in the beginning. I am actually one of those annoying chicks that has a boyfriend, but is on OKCupid anyway. However, I am NOT looking for a threesome. I am also NOT looking for sex with a lady. I am not looking for sex with anyone at all. I am just looking for friends. Yes, I know this is the wrong site for that.
Anyway, now that the obnoxious beginning part is out of the way, I can continue with the even more obnoxious part...

Hi, my name is Julia. I am a liberal, atheist, feminist, vegetarian chick that doesn't kill bugs. I was on here for awhile and now I'm back cause OKC owns my soul and I just love talking to creepy sexual predators. Also, I'm trying to be an artist so I am disparately seeking someone that will keep me off the street in return for sexual favors.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an art student. Future plans are to live in Greenwich Village and listen to obscure music while I drink to excess to fuel my creative spirit. Then, I will spiral into a horrible drug addiction. This will lead to my tragic, yet inevitable, demise, but not before I have completed my one true work of genius for which I will be immortalized in history. I have yet to decide upon which drug to burn out on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being annoying, dying my hair absurd colors, getting bored and editing my OKCupid profile.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I exist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: classic stuff that makes me sound intelligent and well-read during lit discussions

Movies: indie stuff that makes me seem artsy.

Shows: I don't actually watch television of my own volition

Music: I make a mean mix cd

Food: I have been a vegetarian for over 10 years, so pretty much if it is microwavable and does not contain meat, I'll eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
all I really need are all of the wonderful people on OKC
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I the only person that doesn't give a fuck about an impending zombie apocalypse?
Is the oxford comma really so important to everyone?
Why do so many people photoshop on mustaches?
What does "more experienced in life" mean?
After reading this profile, why do you people even keep messaging me?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wistfully staring up at the stars and wishing for my knight in shining armor to rescue me...
either that or having kinky anonymous sex in dark alleyways with strangers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm planning to psychoanalyze you, perform social experiments, and rip apart your psyche piece by piece...

I'll leave you to decide whether I am kidding or not.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you want to graffiti stuff with me
-you like creating things
-you enjoy harassing grouchy 21 lb cats. (scratch that, my kitty is on a diet and is now a svelte little thing at 17 lb)
-you avoid cliches
-you aren't boring

I would especially LOVE for you to message me if:
-you have written the phrases: "laid back", "love to laugh", or "enjoy having fun" in your profile (preferably all three)
-you are very religious and enjoy proselytizing
-you wear lots of fedoras. Nothing get's me hotter than a chivalrous gentleman in a fedora calling me "m'lady"
-you are racist, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise prejudiced toward any group of people
-you are a Nice Guy, MRA, PUA, or Wizard. Those guys just make me swoon.
-we have a low ethics match
-you are old enough to be my parent
-you are going to be featured on (RIP)