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24 F Safety Harbor, FL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:56am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I have a boyfriend, but don't worry, I am definitely not trying to have a threesome or sex of any sort. I'm just looking for female friends. I am still open to male ones, so long as you respect the fact that I am completely uninterested in you romantically and never will be. Unfortunately, 99.9% of the people that send me messages will not even have read this far into my profile.

Anyway...

Hi, my name is Julia. Basically, I am a liberal, atheist, feminist, pansexual, vegetarian chick that doesn't kill bugs. I'm dorky in a non-abrasive way. I was on here for awhile and now I'm back cause OKC owns my soul and I just love talking to creepy sexual predators. Also, I'm trying to be an artist so I am desperately seeking someone that will keep me off the street in return for sexual favors.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an art student. Future plans are to live in Greenwich Village and listen to obscure music while I drink to excess to fuel my creative spirit. Then, I will spiral into a horrible drug addiction. This will lead to my tragic, yet inevitable, demise, but not before I have completed my one true work of genius for which I will be immortalized in history. I have yet to decide upon which drug to burn out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-dying my hair absurd colors

-getting bored and editing my OKCupid profile

-being facetious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
probably my grace, poise, and demure feminine charm...

In person, I am not nearly as intimidating as this profile makes me seem. I am 5'1, wear huge dorky glasses, and as much as I loathe it, the adjective most commonly used to describe me is "cute."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Gothic/Romantic/Victorian era poetry
19th century Russian novels
19th-20th century English lit
beat poetry
classic sci-fi
some contemporary poetry

I was majoring in English for quite awhile so I like a lot of stuff you read in lit courses (aren't I just so well read???) Unfortunately, I have not read a book recently, other than Jane Eyre and a lot of poetry, because my ADD has gotten really bad and I have developed a tolerance for the medicine.

Movies: Ghost World, Art School Confidential, The Red Violin, The Graduate, Bladerunner, A Scanner Darkly, The One I Love, Another Earth, Alien

Shows: I don't actually watch television of my own volition

Music: Metric, Porcupine Tree, Morcheeba, Neko Case, Etta James, Portishead, Mew, Brain Jonestown Massacre, The New Pornographers, Jenny Lewis, Broken Social Scene, Band of Horses, The Flaming Lips, The Moody Blues, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Yeasayer, Built to Spill, Regina Spektor

Food: I have been a vegetarian for over 10 years, so pretty much if it is microwavable and does not contain meat, I'll eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
mostly just art supplies and my cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I the only person that doesn't give a fuck about an impending zombie apocalypse?
Why is Fight Club everyone's favorite movie?
Is the oxford comma really so important?
Why do so many people photoshop on mustaches?
What does "more experienced in life" mean?
After reading this profile, why do you people even keep messaging me?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wistfully staring up at the stars and wishing for my knight in shining armor to rescue me...
either that or having kinky anonymous sex in dark alleyways with strangers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm planning to psychoanalyze you, perform social experiments, and rip apart your psyche piece by piece.

I'll leave you to decide if that is true or not.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you want to graffiti stuff with me
-you like creating things
-you enjoy harassing grouchy 21 lb cats. (scratch that, my kitty is on a diet and is now a svelte little thing at 17 lb)
-you avoid cliches
-you aren't boring

I would especially LOVE for you to message me if:
-you have written the phrases: "laid back", "love to laugh", or "enjoy having fun" in your profile (preferably all three)
-you are very religious and enjoy proselytizing
-you would describe yourself and "quirky" or "random"
-you wear lots of fedoras. Nothing get's me hotter than a chivalrous gentleman in a fedora calling me "m'lady"
-you are racist, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise prejudiced toward any group of people
-you are a Nice Guy, MRA, PUA, or Wizard. Those guys just make me swoon.
-we have a low ethics match
-you are old enough to be my parent (or in some cases grandparent)
-you are going to be featured on okcgoldmine.com (RIP)
-you take this profile seriously.

EDIT: Also, you should all stop rating me and send a message instead. I'm not going to message you just because you rated me 5 stars. TAKE SOME INITIATIVE, PEOPLE. Otherwise, I will assume that you only looked at my picture. Plus I refuse to pay for a dating site so I can't see most of the people that rate me anyway.

Also also, stop sending me so many god damn punctuation-lacking "hi how are you" messages.

Also also also, I really can't stand the copy/pasted messages, so cut it out.